I know it’s summer but that’s no reason to tan away your dignity (27 Photos)

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  • ChrisDG74

    What is it that makes people want to look like Oompa Loompas?
    I do get a little darker in the summer – from being outside-. Not from some fake-n-bake spray tan or tanning bed.

  • Nick4444

    I could hardly tell who’s male or female in 27 if it weren’t for the tops.

    • Anonymous

      You’re confused about the dude with the handprint? Have you never seen a girl before?

      • Nick4444

        Actually no. When I posted my comment, #10 was at #27. Don’t know why they changed it but whatever.

  • jenniferROWLAND

    #19, so much wasted potential

    • CunningLinguist

      pass the bacon please?

  • aosux

    People are retarded

  • Nicnac

    #4 thanks for the arrows

    • http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

      white arrows, nonetheless. double fail

  • Equalizer

    #1 – girl in the middle – Cute

    • Its-a me, Mario

      Yeah, because the other two girls in the pic, are just not girls that we nerds need. Be honest and just say, if one of the girls said yes to you, you would hit that. I sure would.

      Besides, that shit washes right off anyway…well….eventually

  • fourtwenty

    looks like they have a skin disease. chevy chase——>

  • krisb

    How is this attractive? Some of these are so over the top I swear it’s fake. As in photo shopped.

  • Sizzle

    I was trying to pick one I could WTF at, but I’m going out a limb and sayinjg “WTF” to all of them.

    Except the last one, of course.

  • Adrian

    I guess you can call this a reverse Michael Jackson

  • malacoda

    some of these have to be photo shopped?!

  • Vonshine

    WTF is Lucie Bergeron?

  • clarice

    Seriously?! Who the fuck told these people that ORANGE is a good look?! Especially the douchebag guys in the pink shirts with bleached blonde hair! WTF?!?!

  • keithp420

    people are that lazy to whiten their teeth?

  • ChrisDG74

    #10 is just wrong. So painfully wrong.

  • Docsully

    hershey squirts, every one of them …

  • ROFLCentral.com

    #3 is the two swedish guys from family guy that almost have english down but not quite. plus some other douche.

  • culion

    On #4…yeah arrows? as if needed! And have u seen the size on the head of the guy next to him?

    • garp

      ….everyone in that pic looks weird

  • Ross

    The future’s bright. The future’s orange.

  • Cyprien

    #21 is my niece Lauren -.-

    • HellHathNoFury

      Next family reunion, bring a pressure washer and a 50 gallon drum of bleach.

      • thatsnotausername

        bwhahaha.. Nice.

  • Robert Marley

    #25 double fail.

  • Phreaky

    How long until they find out this spray tan chemical causes cancer?

  • nelly02

    arrrgh!! bloody hell these freaks don’t half wind me up. stupid freaks.

  • radiodial

    If tanning beds were outlawed, I bet these freaks would still find one someplace. It’s like an addiction….

    • MigraineBoy

      If tanning beds were outlawed, we would have nothing to laugh at.

  • dt520

    #5 ladies, take note. This is the #1 reason most guys have given up on treating a girl decently.

    And yes, I’m totally convinced tanning beds are an addiction. You can’t possibly keep thinking the more orange the better with a straight mind. Those lights must fuck your head up or something.

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