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I know it’s summer but that’s no reason to tan away your dignity (27 Photos)

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Comments:

  1. terry says:

    i’ll take the skin cancer with a side melanoma please

  2. jellio says:

    Definitely #27. That’s just hilarious. instead of pure doucheness. 27FTW

  3. goposaur says:

    The ayatollahs and toilettes of douchbagistan.

  4. Anonymous says:

    #23 – they look like anuses…with a bad tan….. i’m just sayin’…

  5. Anonymous says:

    it’s not tan
    they just went the oppsite way of MJ

  6. Blip says:

    Shit, ducklips AND orange spray…

  7. me says:

    the ‘snooky; look is in i guess…..retards!!

  8. Anonymous says:

    i used to go to school with this chick that had a fabulous orange tan, she thought she really thought she was hot because of it, but she never could grasp why everyone was laughing around her:) it was awesome

    • Matt says:

      hahaha i used to go to school with a girl like that too. she was actually pretty hot, but the orange tan she had, made her look so stupid!

  9. Matt says:

    Do any of these people realize just how bad they look? and half are orange!!!!

  10. culion says:

    Is #10 some kind of Chernobyl class reunion?

  11. culion says:

    #7 looks like a turd

  12. JonnyRot says:

    Loled at #2 – look at that dude’s arm.

  13. Anonymous says:

    These people have problems

  14. tsukushi says:

    What’s wrong with being your natural skin tone?

  15. Anonymous says:

    it is just painfully pathetic how painfully accepted these douche bags want to be…..what a bunch of idiots.

  16. ghostly says:

    Apparently tanning booths have only two settings: Oompa Loompa and Obama

  17. zoink says:

    okay, like for real, does the flash of the camera bring the orange out? because honestly, how could these people’s friends even dare to be seen with them?

  18. Sub says:

    #11
    The red head with the orange dude is smoking Hot.

    I would be good to get more pictures of her.

  19. Will Sann says:

    lol…i know the dude on #20. He is always at Paninis in down town Cleveland

  20. Dragonfly says:

    Gross….just gross

  21. ... says:

    11 strangely reminds me of jason segel

  22. that guy says:

    Every chick with # 5 is super busted and he acts like he’s surrounded by playboy bunnies or something…#23 with the epic duckface needs a steel-toe to the d-sucker.

  23. jg2828 says:

    if we can't just blow up the "jersey shore" can we at least have a where are they now gallery so we can all chuckle at these douche's as they are hanging out the drive through window giving the people who have done something with their lives the food they ordered and didn't have to use daddys money to pay with???

  24. Chris says:

    Looks like there is some peptide abuse going on in some of those photos

  25. Anonymous says:

    The oompalompas are comin for a new movie.

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