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More castles I want for Christmas (32 Photos)

June 7, 2010 | In: Architecture, Awesome, Beautiful, Travel

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HellHathNoFury

Dibs on 15!
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

HeartUnderTheRose

But dammit, that’s the one I want! Naked jello wrestle you for it? And sorry boys, you’re not allowed.

HellHathNoFury

Whoa, who, whoa. You’re going a little fast there, hon. A girl like me, well, we need to be sure of things first, such as lime or grape?
HellHathNoFury

And maybe it has a claw-foot or fallen-floor tub big enough for jello for two. Then there’s be no real reason to fight. we’d have to invent them.

HeartUnderTheRose

So long as there’s jello involved some way! And lots and lots of whipped cream . . . for hot chocolate of course. Not for anything else. Dirty minded people!

HellHathNoFury

I’m guessing we wouldn’t need to mix those with vodka.

CoffeeAnyone

There are photos of castles on this page?

SaintxXxAsh

still jealous that I don’t live in one of these. Didn’t George Clooney buy his lady a castle? Where do I find a guy like that?!

HellHathNoFury

Our knees, hon. Dammit. Clooney may be pretty, but I’d much rather have Connery sharing one of these with me.

Anonymous

Connery? Gross. Two words: Old Balls.

jeff in Australia

Think maybe it’s more than just the ball’s..
Guessing he doesn’t think with them…

someguy

bitches be crazy

LOL

You say that like it’s a bad thing. Tell me you wouldn’t watch two women in a bath tub full of jello, drinking vodka and hot chocolate while they’re wrestling for a castle…yeah…go ahead & tell me that and I’ll call you a bullshit liar. LOL

Now I gotta say, the trident white pop up thing sucked but if that’s how Leo/John are makin’ money, that’s cool.

someguy

Nah.. I love pussy and naked jello wrestle as much as the next guy.

top dog

Are all of you in the same room or something? I mean damn!! Y’ll just carring on a regular conversation on this mutha hubbard. I like naked women in jello too, but can we get back to the topic…..Castles?

HellHathNoFury

Why yes, we are. Why do you think the conversation stopped so suddenly?
*ahem* Castles! Knights is shining armor! Dungeons full of torture devices, damsels in distress…okay, I’ll just leave.
HeartUnderTheRose

Hey, were you not paying attention to the conversation? We were talking about naked jello wresting for a castle. A castle. The topic was about castles all the time. Just with naked wresting involved. Nakedly. With jello.

MichaelGS

you 2 could just sell tickets for this naked jello wrestling and buy yourselves a castle each with the proceeds. I’ll be your promoter/manager and my fee is free tickets! what do you say ladies?

Furthy

I wonder if they have central AC. My fatass couldn’t survive without it.
Equalizer

The Only Castle I want is Disney Land
Maureen

Number 15 and 31 FTW!
thor

18, 19 and 20 my favorites, all of them are fuckin amazing…
guest

Does anyone know where 15 is located?
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