Her name’s Lena, the internet loves this chick. (17 Photos)

Lena Meyer-Landrut, born 23 May 1991, goes by her stage name Lena, is a German singer. She represented Germany in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 in Oslo, Norway, and won the thing. Apparently, winning the Eurovision contest is like becoming the American Idol or some shit. But beyond her talent, she's become an internet phenomenon. Lena is one the most Googled chicks on the net with an insane internet fan base. She's cute n' all but I'm curious what the Chivers have to say about her, because your opinion is really the only thing that matters...

  • Blip

    Ummm, where is the pedo-bear? She is like 13 years old or something?

    • HellHathNoFury

      I see that subtraction is not your strong point.

    • BCA225

      –Lena Meyer-Landrut, born 23 May 1991– First line in the paragraph. She's 21.

  • culion

    Except she's probably not as stupid as Obama loving Sarah

    • F.S.M.

      God you republicans are so fucking childishly bitter. Ya we elected a black man. Get over it you racist fuck, you elected 2 George Bushs.

  • the dude

    She is cute but i have had sex with better. And that is not saying a lot.

    • jimbojones

      Your hand doesn't count.

  • keithp420

    the German Sarah Silverman?

    • Great Odin's Raven !!!

      Waaayyy prettier then Sarah Silverman.

      • douglas

        I’d bone her, though she is pretty much average looking and does resemble a younger Sarah.
        Though I have pretty high real standards and low “internet” standards

  • culion

    She looks ok

  • jason

    I thought the same thing! hahahah

  • curtis

    cute but nothing special

  • Z-Boss

    furst? eh, she’s okay but not a knockout

  • rcjoas


  • Vonshine

    Ich möchte treffen Lena bitte.

    • Anonymous

      Nice try, Vonshine, but check your word order. Second verb goes at the end when using a modal, yo.

      • Vonshine

        Thanks buddy, still trying to learn!

        • Postbote

          it’s: Ich möchte Lena vögeln bitte.

  • aosux

    Well, she doesn’t look like anything special but if she is gettin naked then I can see why shy is getting googled.
    seinfeld —————————–>

  • Z-Boss

    whoa i was way off

  • Greg

    She’s a win in my book

  • hamsandwich

    Mary-Louise Parker”s daughter?

  • usarules

    wtf is this shit.
    wheres the boob shots?
    run out of decent content so you have to post this shit?
    the chive is failing hard.
    luckily all the american run websites still have decent content unlike this european shit.

    • WooHoo

      Ummm, FAIL. This is an American website.

  • HellHathNoFury


    • jared

      see, this is why girls never get invited to do anything. because they’ll say “Bella.”

      • http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

        erm, wtf does bella mean?

        • HellHathNoFury

          I’ll say it slowly so you don’t have to read too fast: she looks. Like. Bella. on. Twilight. wide nose, dark hair, white skin.
          I’m fairly sure that it’s not the lack of invites that keeps the girls from hanging out with you.

          • Mattythegooch

            If anyone other than 12 year girls/45 year old moms read that shit, we’d know what the hell referring to!!

            • top dog

              Bella : In Italian it mean beautiful, Feminine.
              Bello : In Italian it also mean beautiful, Masculine.

            • HellHathNoFury

              Havin a 9 yr old daughter, a 17 yr old fangirl sister and family in Forks, Wa, I think i have an excuse to know every horrid detail.

  • Anonymous

    oh no not lena at chive…she’s horrible.

  • Jon without the h

    Cute, but not hot.

  • arturocr

    She’s so damn cute!

  • Furthy


  • DrRockso

    I’d definitely throw her the bone but as far as celebs go she’s average

  • top dog

    I guess when you’re young you can get away with orange lipstick. She pulled it off pretty good, it don’t look half bad on her.

  • Anon

    COuld we get a little Boxxy or Tabby, maybe have a little contest with Lena too. There was a nice thread about that last week…

  • meh

    12 year old boy butt, meh. ——-> Chris Farley

  • teh internets

    I do not love her.
    That is all

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top