A new species of douche has been discovered in Denmark: Mutant Douchebags (41 photos)

  • Dane

    on behalf of every Dane, we are sorry and hereby promise to exclude every individual from society…

    • Another Dane

      I second this notion.

  • Bwah

    Funny. I went to Denmark a year ago and thought that it was gorgeous and that the people were really friendly. I guess I didn’t see the dark side of it.

  • Hightower

    Two words for the girl in #18:

  • thegreatfatsby

    Man, home come Denmark is almost right beside Sweden, Norway and Finland etc and they have some of the finest looking women in the world? Looks like Denmark is the runt of the Viking litter. As a fellow European I demand that their borders be sealed to prevent them entering the rest of the world.

  • Novaflare

    I misunderstand denmark, but I digress……

  • natekarr

    ok so pic number 25 was my favorite out of all of them…. but how about we start making fun of jugalos….they are way better.

  • thetech2

    baaaahaaaahaaaahaaahaaaa holy ugly batman ,.these pics surely doa disservice to the rest of the european population


    wtf is going on with #25

  • bbbbbeaver

    Jesus tapdancing Christ, these are all ugly sons of bitches

  • blipflip

    I’m sorry, I don’t quite get this. Some of these guys look like total dicks, I can see that. But some of them just look like normal people making fools of themselves whilst having a good time.

  • MigraineBoy

    #13…Even for a douchebag that’s too much tan…

    • NotTanned

      @ MigraineBoy.

      I do believe that is not a tan. Instead, I believe that is someone who actually has darker skin. It’s a totally different look than, say, the guy/girl (confused) in 37. Just thought you’d like to know so you don’t make an ass of yourself in the future.

  • Anonymous

    #33 Pippi Longstocking?

  • Ano-nimo

    is it just me or can u totally see that girls vajayjay on #21?

  • pookie

    some of these people need to be sterilized

  • HellHathNoFury

    Ms 21, your vagina is smoking because you’ve been sleeping with douchebags. Yes, it’s normal and actually a good sign. The government has added a ‘special’ ingredient to spray-tanners that causes sperm to ignite upon contact, thus ensuring that the race will die out. You may want to start using condoms.

    • Anonymous

      causes sperm to ignite on contact. thats quite an imagination, i bet you dream constantly

  • Justin

    I think all the comments on here make it worth looking at these horrid pics.

  • EyeBleach

    The fuck? Is this a nightclub especially for people with special needs?

  • MarMar

    Ummmmm, all gay? What’s with the nut grabbin’?

  • workin_donkey

    they all appear as though they would smell pretty badly

  • Deshank

    Im getting defensive. Denmark has some of the hottest girls in the world! Of the three primary scandinavian countries, Denmark and Sweden are definitely tied. These pictures of douchebags have been circling the internet in Denmark for years now.
    Ive lived in the US and OOOH was i disappointed. WHen i landed back in Denmark i walked around with a boner for 8 days straight, cause i had lowered my standards so much…

  • aosux

    Why Chive, Why?!

  • Æblemanden

    Thanks to these freaks, Denmark have now been reduced to the laughing stock of America. Just fucking great. This is what happens, when a country have a show like paradis Hotel…

  • Dov

    I’m SO going to hell for laughing at 25…
    Oh well.

  • ydw505

    #4 he really is a dickhead ……….
    Scandinavians you just gave douchebag a new definition ;(

  • Depcrestwood

    I don’t know who should be shot first … the people who look like they do in those pictures (because you know they spent hours looking at that in a mirror before heading out to Club HeebieGeebies), or their friends for allowing them to step out of their mothers’ basements looking like that.

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