A new species of douche has been discovered in Denmark: Mutant Douchebags (41 photos)

  • ReallY????

    I wouldn’t say douche, but I would def. say losers. I mean really!!!! Did anyone of them pass by a mirror and think to themselves… “Damn, I am awesome!!!”?

  • Channy

    #15 has a case of the coke nose!

  • gnarbucketz

    holy. what the fuck did… is this…. is this real?

  • DBag

    American douche bags are the best douche bags!

  • Rupert Holmes

    Hey #6, I am also into champagne.

  • C

    Ugly and sweaty is no way to go through life son…. (or how does that quote go fat and stupid…..)

  • Anonymous

    Oooooook, so I’m not moving to Denmark.

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  • Shame

    Wow. I’m Danish. This… makes me wanna sit in a corner and cry a bit. I’m sorry. And ashamed. We’re not all like this.

  • Jon without the h

    Man, I’m hoping that not all Danes are this ugly. Hell, we had to wait until the last photo to see a chick that was worth looking at. Chive needs to redeem itself and put up a “Hot Women of Denmark” post.

  • Anonymous

    As a Southerner, I’m so glad it’s NJ and Denmark being targeted for a change. The internet has proven to be the great equalizer…

  • Lester

    Wow. Those Danes are some mighty impressive people. I see that their comprehensive health care doesn’t include dental.

  • Anonymous

    or mental institutions, they are loose on the streets and nightclubs

  • sfcsew

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    I strongly recommend ______ B l a c k W h i t e D a t e * C o m ______ to you where I just found my interracial boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet black men and beautiful women. What’s kind of relationship do you want?

  • Anonymous

    The good news is 87% of denmark appears to be gay, so their population will fall off shortly.

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  • Cecilie

    Yes I'm quite proud of living in Denmark lol xD
    didn't know there were so many ugly people clubbing

  • Frankie Muniz

    #10 nips?

  • Yuppo

    im so ashamed

  • dublinboy

    thats the ugliest group iv,e ever seen

  • StevieB

    #25 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QJDOQQGmSDU/TMYLqdrxVRI

    Apologies for crap linking; I am inept.

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