cliff claven on beer the buffalo theory : theCHIVE

June 14, 2010 | In: Funny

hope

truth
Equalizer

“I don’t usually drink beer but when I do… I talk non sense….”
bowhuntpa

Here Here!
buzzkillington

buzzkillington here:

Actually, your brain cells all possess the same genetic code, so unlike the herd of buffalo, they would all be the same unless some error occurred during some specific cell’s development. Assuming that this happened, alcohol, unlike a hunter, is indiscriminate and would in reality damage whichever cells it happened to come into contact with. In fact, stronger cells which possess more receptors in their synaptic cleft regions would be susceptible to the inhibiting effects of alcohol.

Killbuzzkillington

^^^^^ Hopefully this will secure the spot for the most douchebag statement of my week.. Because I cant stand for much more than that
HellHathNoFury

How can you be right and so, so horribly wrong at the same time?
rockstar323

Dude. This is the internet logic doesn’t exist here.
Ryan

“Deep Sigh”
top dog

And thats why they call you “buzzkillington”, I had a good one until I read your post, now I’am just mad.

aosux

Hey, as long as I can remember…what was I saying?
fasterthanu

That guy got a hell of a funny voice
Kitty

Is it wrong that I find this totally awesome?
Hubble

And theChive stays awesome.
top dog

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, it taste like shit. So I spit it out and get a wiskey instead…. neat.