Daily Afternoon Randomness (42 Photos)

  • Dave

    Last pic is HHNF, I'm callin it.

    Does anyone know who #14 is? Are they both the same girl? If not, can I marry both of them if I move to Utah?

    • HellHathNoFury

      Phale. She’s got a great tan and much nicer bewbs than I, and if it were I would have included my face. And I don’t wear a wedding ring.
      Nor am I 28.

      • JIMMY

        so HHNF, where are the pics of you? wouldn’t mind to see to make a judgement call.

    • Andres

      Dave they are the Davalos Twins, from Medellin Colombia, You´re Welcome

  • SaintxXxAsh

    And a lovely afternoon it now is.

    • Harold^Sick

      #29 Oh yes. Thank you!

      • Harold^Sick

        That was supposed to say “#28 Oh yes. Thank you!” F*cking Mondays!

        • CunningLinguist


        • hmm

          28 looks shopped.

  • 0neeyedjackass

    am i first

    • Anonymous

      ….you are toast

      • Hubble

        And toast is delicious, therefore you, sir or madam, are delicious.

        • Jimbo

          I agree. It is warm and crispy and a perfect place for jelly to lay.


  • fourtwenty

    #18 – best ass ever? eddie murphy—–>

  • thatdude

    #16.. That might be a sign that the chick is Interested in having sexual intercourse… but those guys will never know.. story of my life : (

  • ChrisDG74

    #5 – God, that sound has got to be one the MOST annoying sounds on Earth. I couldn’t hear the wonderfully offensive chants from the English fans during the US-UK match Saturday.
    #26 – This is why drugs ‘r bad, mkay?

    • ChrisDG74

      Sorry, US-England. I don’t want to offend the other countries of Great Britain.

    • Belisario

      yeah, they fuck up the world cup with their stupid horn…

  • parsons


    Let me be the first to congratulate you on your purchase of the ugliest stripper in america. no wonder he played Guitar Hero all night.

    • Royale_with_Cheese

      Did ya see the cellulite on those love handles?

      • Anonymous

        Very deformed ass. One of those $100 hooker/stripper/guitar hero combos, probably.

    • forge

      Exactly what I was going to say, if my stripper looked like that I’d tell her to put her clothes back on and let’s play something on the Wii ‘cuz you are NOT waving that saggy butt in my face.

    • Anonynomnom

      I guess your gay friend is marrying a man?

  • tomboy

    and hello to you, 42

  • Anonymous

    find the girls from #14 chive!

    • Cocos Island

      Lucky for you I’m from Latin America.

      The colombian twins Camila and Mariana Davalos.

      • NTFW

        HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUU…. gogo gadget boner, and i got a meeting in 15. sweet

  • todd

    #38 should retire from stripping effective date: 4 years ago

  • Equalizer

    chive, more picture for #14 please…

  • isawoj

    #28 Can I touch your stuff?

  • CMG

    #9, anyone who drinks Bud Light isn’t worthy of calling themselves a beer drinker, let alone the king.

    • Nateb123

      Not to mention drinking the only IPA that barely has any hops in it. What a puss cake.

      • CMG

        exactly! Tried a case myself and couldn’t detect any. There ought to be a law…

        • Nateb123

          I find it funny that both people who actually know a thing about beer that isn’t 3% urine in a can are Canadian. One word for the poor, unfortunate souls down south: microbrewery. Go there, have some chocolate stout or scottish winter ale and see why we’re insulting Bud and Keith’s IPA. Trust me when I say we have good reason.

  • fasterthanu


    Hell yeah!

    to both of ’em

  • Jerry Collins

    Hardy har, lots of Asians at MIT.

  • http://metalcool36.wordpress.com metalcool36

    I really hope that the girls in 13 are highly allergic to bee’s and were stung simotaneously on the lips…. Otherwise can we get a girl on here who’s willing to hunt them down and punch them in the mouth so at least they have a reason to look that way??

    • fourtwenty

      i would find her and stick my penis in her mouth. ugly as shit but probably the best head ever. eddie murphy——>

  • Mustafa_Beer

    #31 took me a minute… then I wondered how may people forwarded it to BP?

    • fasterthanu

      Gave you a thumbs up just for your awesome fucking name.

  • fourtwenty

    #20 – cunt punt. john candy——>

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    #38 what do u expect for a 20 $ stripper. #41 thats a huge ass dog

  • aosux

    Guys in #16. Why are you looking this way?

  • schango

    13: looks like she is taking a shit

  • kitkat63376

    #13…something about this pic really bugs me…I think it’s because they think they are sexy NOT! They just look weird.

  • Hubble

    #10 need be changed to a requirement for birth.

  • SJ

    They look like ducks o.O

  • aosux

    I’d hate to see the sororities at MIT. WOOF

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