Daily Afternoon Randomness (35 Photos)

  • toby

    most days i just fly thru the randomness like a bored american jackass. went thru today’s and realized how good it really is. This is my first comment.

    • jamison licks

      clever bastard snuck ‘first’ in there. well played.

      • Harold^Sick

        #8 for…. The… WIN!!!

        • Harold^Sick

          #29 Quit lying bro, we’re on to you…

          • albatross

            Yeah dude, THERE IS NO WAY there’s a stroller in that photo!

            • CunningLinguist

              whoa, i just noticed shes wearing a skirt….

    • Bill S. Preston Esq.

      Party on dude!


    • Bear6

      man the chive is the shit…. best site on the web for an american jackass like you

  • Gibby

    Douche Block

  • parsons

    way to fight back, #35.

    • top dog

      Man, any ass would look good bent over a bed, or a chair or even a kitchen table…or something.

  • The One

    #3 is from WC 2006. You fail!

    • Penis

      For starters it’s #2 and secondly I don’t care which WC it is from… she’s HOTT! So in my book YOU fail.

      #29 – Beautiful Ass!! Nice skirt and undergarment as well! (Would those be boy shorts?)

      • LOL

        Only reason I gave you a thumbs down is because you used “Vajayjay” in your location…seriously…no man should ever use that word. It’s a pussy. Use it.

  • Smithey

    Am I that douchebag??? i guess so…. FIRST!!!

    • likes it

      no – you’re so much more

      • LOL

        This is why saying “first” is full of fail…unless you do it with style like young Toby did…;) Good job.

        John, I have to tell you, this is one of the best galleries of randomness I’ve seen. Sexcellent work. 😉

        #12, if you need more than 3 things to be on the sink, you should also have some Midol because your man card is in jeopardy. 😉

        #19, Oh you can bet your skittles I’m going to fight that…

        #21, I’m going to hell for laughing at that.

        #29, there’s a stroller in that pic? Where?

        #32…gonna fight that one too…:P

  • smithey

    damn, i was wrong

    • HellHathNoFury

      We’re so glad you challenged her, though. So very glad.

  • hitman219

    The nice girl in #35 has a very nice ass from where I’m sitting.

    • Nateb123

      Seriously, have you people never seen a proper ass before? That is one flat, unimpressive behind. If you need to bend over to show you have an ass, you don’t have a good one. Shit, I have a more substantial ass than that and I’m a GUY! Fail.

      • HellHathNoFury

        No cellulite. No stupid tattoos. No stretch marks. Not saggy. it may not be ‘the best ass ever’ but she’s doing better than a hell of alot of women.

        • fourtwenty

          HHNF, you guys hiring over there? ive been looking for some part time work. get me in the female division. i have a lot of experience with them. i can even send you some great referrals. chris farley——–>

      • Heather

        I suppose it’s up to John on how many more pics he posts to proove to you (Nateb123) that my ass is definitely not flat. I got my booty from about 15 years of gymnastics and dance and I’m certainly proud of it. But, it is what it is and if you don’t like it, that’s certainly fine with me. My husband enjoys it, so that’s all that matters… just thought I’d share it with others for a source of entertainment. I submitted something like 17 pictures, so we’ll see if he posts anything else.

        Oh yeah…. HellHathNoFury, you are awesome 🙂

        • kp

          Heather, your husband is one lucky man…. in my opinion!

        • nobody

          17 pictures is enough for a dedicated Heather (#35) post…

          That gets my vote.

      • Heather

        Actually, I’m hoping he posts the camo panties picture 🙂

        • Bill

          We all are, Heather. We all are.

          • Nateb123

            My point wasn’t that Heather is ugly, just that it’s not of “Hey Internet, look at my ass!” quality. I certainly don’t think that an ass I can see bettered by walking three blocks to the beach is worthy of my time on the chive.

            If I owned a Ferrari, I certainly wouldn’t be on the net ogling pictures of Honda Civics, would I? Same principle.

  • ChrisDG74

    #7,13,21,28 – Don’t even get me started on those f*cking things.
    #8 – Excuse me, I seem to have dropped by phone in your beautiful cleavage.

  • your son

    oh number 8 it would appear that your phone is ringing… i shall retrieve it for you

  • vuvuzela


  • VoiceOfReason99

    #10, no, no men at all………… i think this would actually make chuck norris cry, if chuck ever cried.

    • Anonymous

      Chuck Norris only cried once. When he realized there are no more lands left to conquer.

      • sock puppet

        Fail. Chuck Norris has never cried.

  • drinkinguy

    #7, #13, #21, #28.
    those crappy plastic horns make the world cup sound like a CFL game from edmonton or regina. (canadian football league) mind you it sounds like there are a few more people with the horns in africa.
    canadians, am i right?

    • garp

      …you are correct sir

  • VoiceOfReason99

    #14 made me puke in my mouth a little. brb while i go rinse…………..

  • envy

    to the sender of photo 29… i am not a violent man, but yes, I would fight you for that.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Thank you for setting us straight # 35, but I feel you may be still trying to put one over on us… Moar proof is needed.
    # 34… yes , I will admit that I have been THAT drunk, and didnt care at the time!

  • voiceofreason99

    why do people still think that we are dumb enough to believe these are actually their girlfriends?

  • Shawn

    #35, I believe she said her name was Heather yesterday I believe, how about you continue to prove Steve C. wrong? Do it for your country

  • Cheez

    #7, 13, 21, 28: created by ignorant fucking idiots.
    #10: don’t talk like you wouldn’t duck a 70km/h flyball too.
    #9: do deep fried butter and chocolate covered bacon actually taste good?

    • Anonymous

      70km/hr? We don’t have those here, so no I wouldn’t duck it. Even if it was traveling at 70 mph I still wouldn’t duck, you man the fuck up and catch it!

      • Belisario

        So they are ignorant, just because they don’t like vuvuzela ? However, I admit that I laughed so fucking hard at #21, it scared me : ))

    • BlueMan

      Actually the only man there is the guy in the blue hat that is diving for it

  • kitkat63376

    #29 and #35…looks like puppies playing under a blanket.

  • Dr Rockso

    Hey Chive, open up a mature section and display chiver tits. I need more than the butt pics.

  • okthenjustpickoneforme

    Well, I’m convinced that #35 has no face.

    • HellHathNoFaces

      No face is better than two, which most woman have.

    • Anonymous

      well she surely has no nipples…

  • Chris

    #5 is brilliant. I’m gonna have to check out that movie again. Man, those are great memories.
    #21 is mean. But I laughed. If you think that will make me go to hell… well, at least I’ll be warm. I don’t get what the BZZZZZT thing is about, though. Anyone care to explain?

    • Mark

      The bzzz is the vuvuzela from the world cup. Every has one, and it sounds like 100 trillion bees.

  • HellHathNoFury

    35- I need a paddle, stat!
    You’re so freaking cute.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, that ass is still about a 5/10.

  • kikiklass

    #5 what’ is up with keanu’s pants?????????????? just odd

    • AtomManhattan

      I know, right? I was wondering the same. Perhaps some cool kinda futuristic pants only Keanu knows about. Either way, that dude can do whatever the hell he wants for all I care.

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