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June 16, 2010 |
In: Funny, Random
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If I would have known she was so happy to wash cars, I wouldn’t have washed mine today.
2,1,3 in that order from hottest to still pretty hot
#27 so simple yet so good.
#17 – now thats what i call a lady. she is leaving the house but bringing the kitchen.
#26 – too bad it’s a mustang. it must be her car.
in number 31…#3 is the not so easy choice
#26 makes a wednesday better
and #13 made me lol
love daily afternoon randomness
first time to post though
let me be the first to welcome you to the farmhouse, notafashion901
#26 How can something so clean give me such dirty thoughts?
1. 2 looks like a bitch and 3 looks like a crack/meth head because of her eyes.
1,000,000 mg = 1000g = 1kg = 2.2lbs != a pill that big.
I see you’ve been hanging out with those smugglers from today’s earlier post.
Great, now I’m guilty by association again.
might only be 2.2lbs but thats still 50,000 times more than your average prozac pill
Dosage =/= pill weight. My blood pressure medicine is 5 milligrams but the pill it comes in is probably about 120 milligrams. Why? Because 5 milligrams would be a little hard to handle is why.
#31. I chose wisely.
OK internet, we get it Katy Perry has really really big tatas. Really, really, really big.
#12 what to you mean…I can’t ride a rhino……#29 is riding a giraffe!
that is def not a rhino… moar liek triceratops maing…
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You too fuck face!
shitload o’ newbs
I think you meant, ‘Belushi’.
How ironic. Looks like you ate all the nubcake.
I think you meant “stick your cock in my mouth because I’m a cum guzzling slut.”
Later in the bedroom, guy in #4 hears:
Honey, why does your penis smell like hamburgers?
#31 is very hard, but i’m gonna go with 2
#16 it’s not very inconspicuous but it is awesome all the same and I would have to say I’d choose number 1
#10…I think Katy likes latex, so therefore, I think i’m in lovewith her…and she needs to stick her tongue out…
#31: threesome witch 1 and 2 = awesome
#13 FTW! “Tasty Pastries with your host, MR. FREDDIE MERCURY!!!”
#16 is legendary
#31 there is no choice, clearly D) all of the above is the answer
#11 – Do those guys actually know a girl, or did some money change hands for “Services Rendered”? LOL!!
#31 no choice they are all gorgeous
#27 on the top it looks like a vajina
The true story behind #22 is that an inner-city employer with a bullhorn announced that there was an opportunity, for any African-American male who would come forth, to get off welfare and actually work for a living. The photo is of the resulting stampede back to the nearest crack house. The little boy is photoshopped into the image.
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