• Maik

    Penguin 1: How many up there?

    Penguin 2: Three or four.

    Penguin 1: Counting our guy?

    Penguin 2: I'm not sure.

    Penguin 1: So there could be five guys up there?

    Penguin 2: It's possible.

    Penguin 1: We should have fuckin' shotguns.

    • Scott

      These are Pigeons genius, someone never got Zoo News…

  • Ac

    What does Marcelus Wallace look like?

    • Huh

      That one was pure gold :):):)

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    • TYler

      i think we have a winner….

  • currahee

    Bread Crumbs

  • Chris

    Pigeons, a Quentin Tarantino movie.

  • Thomas

    Who’s the flying rat now ,motherfucker?

    • Langy

      You sit down when you pee!!!

  • Bob Loblaw

    “And shepherds we shall be,
    for Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
    In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti.”

  • Anonymous

    Dont have to be early to get you, you rat bastard

  • Fred

    I feel a dump comming on…you

  • ydw505

    You had it coming……………. asshole

  • Ken

    Coming soon…

    Reservoir Doves

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  • zak

    Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead.

  • zak

    You DO remember your business partner, right?

  • zak

    We got the briefcase? Vincent! We good?
    Yeah, we good.
    Alright. How about we stop for one of them Big Kahuna Burgers, I’m starving.

  • zak

    You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?
    They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder
    No, dummy, they use the metric system over there.
    So what do they call it?
    La ROYALE with cheese
    Mmm la Royale with cheese

  • zak

    Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors… and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and… up to… Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

    God damn you Walter! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

  • Anonymous

    This’d be the guy that looks like batman.

    i didnt say he looked like batman

    yeah you did Treh you said the guy looked like batman.

  • SUB

    This is a private club!
    We’re going to have to ask you to leave!

  • Anonymous

    Im a worm

    I am fucked.

  • AT

    as seen in animaniacs:

    That’s it! Tough? I’ll show you “tough”! You want “tough”? Here’s your “tough”!

  • Tonus

    Nice to see you awake Mr Hayward, we need words

  • colm

    Some days your the pigeon and others your the statue, today my son you are the statue!

  • Tim

    Dump him Mimsy. This is one bird that ain’t fly’n the coop!

  • sap7e

    Italian Pigeons: What did you said about our Pepperoni Pizza?

  • Rich

    In an attempt to draw even more young browsers, Facebook decided the updated sequel to their hit “Mafia Wars” needed a more disney-esque feel.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    It was at that very moment, that Alice remembered that “one pill” makes you small comment from the Cheshire cat!

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