Daily Afternoon Randomness (30 Photos)

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  • Dan S.

    #15, there is truth there

    • Deedle

      Thank you for not posting, “first”.

      • http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

        Deedle, you all know what to do when anyone says the secret word, right?
        Screeeeeam!

    • Harold^Sick

      #29 If you like faces, and butter, and putting both of them together – then – yes, you’re missing out. Otherwise, you’re all set.

      • doo dah doo doo

        ^ +1

        • Matt

          eh idk #29s kinda cute. Both of them actually are above average.

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  • somethings

    # 29- good riddance

    • D

      false. f his life

    • Craig B

      She’s a 6/10 at best.

      If there’s your “I know, I know fml” you need to end your life.

  • HellHathNoFury

    If root beer makes you awesome, and scotch makes you think you’re awesome, I’m having a root beer with scotch.

  • HellHathNoFury

    And that ‘three times as long as your thumb’ thing is a bunch of malarkey. Mine is 5x as long.

    • Woody

      And I like to measure my penis in centimeters and then report that number as inches.

      • workindonkey

        I thought I was the only one that did that. Phew!

    • femtrooper

      If I had a penis, according to this, I’d be a very popular dude…

    • z28js

      I don’t think the rule includes the ones you buy from a lingerie shop.

    • Confused

      We measure from the asshole, right?

    • goposaur

      your thumb is 5X longer…?

      • Elric

        I wish my thumb was longer.

        • MichaelGS

          I wish it was true, I’d very popular with my 3.5″ thumbs 😉

          • MichaelGS

            Edit: I’d BE very popular

    • Calling you out

      You must have tiny thumbs.

  • aleXTC

    Good god scarlett johansson is my idea of a perfect woman body

    • hater

      her face???

      • Luvher

        Yep, would fuck her face as well

        • Anonymous

          Luvher from Oz…so does that make you a fuckface? :o)

        • kitkat63376

          Luvher from Oz…so does that make you a fuckface? :o)

  • keithp420

    i can think of alot of better things to do to a woman bending over than using her as a tripod…

  • aosux

    kinda weak for a friday

    • Jimbo

      Maybe it’s not the post that is weak, maybe it’s the way we perceive the post that is indeed weak.

      Man, I shoulda just said “yeah”.

      -Mitch

      • aosux

        Maybe you’re right. Fuck Chevy Chase
        ————————-> Murry

        • aosux

          Damn, I can’t guess or spell

  • m

    FML

  • jaredallas

    4 – Well, due to the consistent pixelation and from having seen a good deal of shops in my day, I have to say your friend may well be the best graphic artist of all time.

    29 – If he’s that excited about losing a 6.5, he probably should be pretty dismayed.

  • Equalizer

    #6 – Lucky bastard

  • nater

    Dude, good riddance unless you’re the elephant man.

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    #23 Holy shit. And i found out that Michael Jordan loves root beer

  • Mr Mobius

    Maybe it’s because I’m a med student, but I’m failing to see the big deal with 23.

    We actually begin with plastic dummies for training, but on placement I’ve had my finger up some actual patients.

  • scotteb

    #24…And I’m moving to Kansas City!

    • j12goose

      Thank you Jesse!!!!!!!!

  • flenin

    yeah jesse thanks for the 5 year old…

  • PrimerGray

    #29- Good riddance. Now be a man and John Smith the other chick and get over them both.

  • Pants

    Hot asian girl scares the shit out of me.

    • Nicnac

      whatsa matter? You don’t like weird asian boy face juxtaposed weirdly on weird asian girl body?
      Oh, I see.

  • SaintxXxAsh

    That rainbow is sooo gay.

    And no, not fyl, the only thing that bitch has going for her are those tits.

  • Anonymous

    And she has a horizontal pussy as well

  • LiaMMV

    #26 is a win.

    • LiaMMV

      Also, I’d love to make #29 scream my name instead 😉

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  • acash

    still lookin’ at my thumb…

  • Anonymous

    I’m all thumbs today

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  • fasterthanu

    #26

    HAHAHAHA!

    • Anonymous

      I’m willing to bet 99.9% of chivers won’t get that reference

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