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Dancing Brazilian baby, awesome or future monster? You decide (Video)

June 18, 2010 | In: Awesome, Funny, Video

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someguy

nah.. MJ didn’t dance Samba… However, that’s an awesome future monster !! Resulting from an marvelous instance of mutation during the Carnival in Rio !

MrBriggs

MJ didn’t dance the samba and as far as we know neither this baby.

This rythm is called “kuduro”. Google it.

SomethingClever

I have a feeling that someday this kid will pay his rent entirely in moist dollar bills…
Pres Obama

We’re born to dance!
Bojangles

Ugh.. Fix his diaper.
Bryan

I’m sorry but babies that can dance may be the creepiest thing on the planet to me.

Rodrigo Zeba

I’m from Brazil. Specifically form the city where this was recorded, Salvador. The ‘song’, at certain point, says: “No duro, no duro”. This means: “In the boner, in the boner”. See a two-year-old dancing a song that talks about sex is shocking by itself, in a catholic country where all those freaking motherf*** priests are wandering around makes me want to put a boner on his mother’s brain. It’s repulsive

MrBriggs

I haven’t heard the whole song, but I’m 100% sure that in the part that can be heard in the video the singer is saying ‘kuduro’ and describing that the rythm comes from Angola and stuff. Maybe there’s another part of the song where he says ‘no duro’ probably trying to rhyme with ‘kuduro’.

You are right in your arguments, I just think that this is not a good example of it. Funk carioca in general is way worse – immoral at best, illegal at worse.
fourtwenty

wtf? it says “in the boner”. i try to get stuff outta my boner. this doesnt make sense. richard pryor——>

metronil

Look at that fat pig of a mother…brazil has go toi be the fattest scum on the earth
FuriousMoe

All that coordination, yet still poops his pants.

MrBriggs

I think the proper translation would be “at the boner”, like giving you directions at it. “Pega no duro” would translate as “touch my boner” or something like this.

Anyways, I don’t think that’s what the guy says at all, at least not in that clip. But don’t worry because in Brazil there’s no shortage of sexually-loaded songs to which kids shake their tiny genitals. That’s unfortunately the way it is.
ndoland

This kid is a monster. Brazil is the worst place ever,, its a terrible country just poverty and disease, and stupid dancing.
Wow

Well it’s easy to figure out that they’re bad parents WITHOUT translating the song. Because what mother lets their baby dance on a fucking table.
HellHathNoFury

If it can walk, it should be toilet trained and wearing clothing.

Fign

OMG…OMG.. the attack of the Puritans Commenters, the avengers of morality in the whole world and deprecators of inmoral countries like Brazil and the rest of the world. Pleaaaase, do you think that 50 cents and company raps are church hymns…to be criticizing sexuality in brazilian music. Whatever…
BTW, the kid is AWESOME, I am sure he can dance much better than all of the commenters (together)

Puritania

But Fign, he’s dancing on a table! Don’t you get it?! A fucking table! In Brazil! Oh my god! What mother lets their baby dance on a fucking table?! In fucking Brazil!

A FUCKING TABLE!!!!!

Markkens

My bet’s on that kid having a lot of dependents
top dog

Dancing on a table is a lot less worse than giving little timmie a shot of your beer, some parents think that is cute, I say little timmie will be a alc before he’s twelve.
John G

that kid looks about 5yrs old
Michelle

The motor skills on that kid are just amazing! He is way more advanced than many kids his age who spend their days sat in front of a TV and are slower to develop the balance and coordination this little guy has. Good for him.
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kid got the moves reminds me of the energizer bunny just keeps on going and going and goind