June 18, 2010 |
In: Awesome, Hot Women
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You wouldn't want your wedding to be exactly like that if you're marrying a pudge.
I think you’ve already given up on happiness if you’re marrying a pudge.
Yup. Cuz food = happiness and the pudge ate it all.
too bad behind that computer you’re a fat whore. :/
First again Bitches!!!
The only bitch here is you, dickhead.
i was going to call you a douche but you beat me to that to… dumb ass
Douchenozzle, you are taking this to a new level. Part of me wants to join the rest in hating you; yet another part of me admires the steadfastness you exhibit for your passion.
Douchenozzle, you are my hero.
the smile on that guy’s face in the last photo is priceless
You know how I know you’re GAY son…You were lookin’ at man smiles when ya shoulda been lookin’ at some hot piece of ass! I DON”T LIKE MY GAY SON!
there’s no way this wedding will end in divorce……
that man is my hero. this will all end in tears of course. but still… hero
why buy the cow when the milks free
what is so special about this? they just went to the titty club after the wedding. it would be cool if they got married in the titty club. eddie murphy——>
i guess we can’t all be as cool as you, fourtwenty
what does being cool have to do with going to a strip club? or thinking it would be better if they got married in the strip club? and yeah, you will never be as cool as me. i write stupid shit on a website when im bored at work. im way cooler than you. retard.
That smug lucky son of a bitch … he’ll regret it all in five years
I’m pretty sure he regrets how his penis is a petri dish for every know STD now.
Wow, I wish I wasn’t married to Michelle…she’s a biatch! Barack Obama ———–>
It looks like it’s the happiest day in HIS life
So John would be a Bulgarian douchebag and marry a douchebaguette, just so he could get some strippers on his wedding night?
Are theChive offices such a sausage-fest that he’s that desperate?
i think you might be missing the point a bit
That’s the Hungarian coat of arms, not Bulgaria.
I’m pretty sure that he married the strip club
everyone else has fucked her, and he married her…how is that a win?
That’s how I want my wedding to go also, minus the wedding part.
where is the honor in marriage if the first think you do after getting married is sleeze it up with some whores
WOW talk about classless
damn f***in white trashes. hate those rednecks. why don’t u go with nascar wedding and live in a trailer home.
ummm, look a little closer, that isn’t the US
@ the black guy
Every post you make reminds us how you are uneducated, stupid, and racist. Do everyone a favor and go return the computer you stole, boy. You are the definition of a Nig.
Would you prefer bright orange velour track suits, a weave and top hats, complete with pimpin cane, gold grill veneers over rotted teef and big, gaudy jewelry bought from a streetcorner kiosk? And a stretch Crown Vic with light bar on top to pick you up afterwards so your friends will recognize you? Ooh and you can play ‘Let’s Get Married’ by Jagged Edge on the way down the aisle! But you’d have to wait behind the rest of the fat couples at the courthouse.
I’m sorry, that wasn’t quite as racist as your comment, but I tried.
Uhuh welcome to Hungary….what a shame…
That must have been a helluva party
yeah the funny thing is, the wife was a softcore-actress, then a stripper, now a pole-dancer (that’s the same thing IMHO), and a pole-fitness trainer. well, that’s coll. now, the husband is a pole-fitness trainer too. a man stripping and pole dancing. kinda gay
Did anyone see the two on top the cake?
I think they are naked replicas of themselves!
Or just two pastic naked people on top of a cake.
I hope to God that her parents didn’t pay for this. Why get married if, as andalgo says, she’s in the business of fucking other people for money? You’re marrying a pretty prostitute. Nice.
Where in this post does it say she’s a prostitute, you dumb twat?
Geez, sorry Cheez didn’t realize your Mom was a prostitute! You don’t need to take it so personal.
Porn=prostitution. Duh. money for sex. Or have you not figured that out yet?
Porn and prostitution are not the same.
If I were a woman, I’d much rather be a porn star fucking other performers in a controlled environment than a prostitute hustling johns from the general population.
DUMB TWAT!!! You have blasphemed!! That noise you don't hear? That would be the ninjas coming for you in 3…2…2…2…
Because even people who make money off of sex deserve to be happy? Seriously, why hate on a “pretty prostitute?” I have no earthly idea why you would mock someone being happy.
Ahh, Tatoo, you have much to learn.
who says she is a prostitute? i thought she was a stripper?
I just simply luurrrrrwe my country.
So people complain about gay marriage when marriages such as this happen?
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