I want my wedding to be EXACTLY like this one (19 Photos)

  • SaintxXxAsh

    You wouldn't want your wedding to be exactly like that if you're marrying a pudge.

    • HellHathNoFury

      I think you’ve already given up on happiness if you’re marrying a pudge.

      • SaintxXxAsh

        Yup. Cuz food = happiness and the pudge ate it all.

        • Anonymous

          too bad behind that computer you’re a fat whore. :/

        • masum


  • Douche Nozzle

    First again Bitches!!!

    • workindonkey

      The only bitch here is you, dickhead.

    • thatguyyousaw

      i was going to call you a douche but you beat me to that to… dumb ass

    • EA

      Douchenozzle, you are taking this to a new level. Part of me wants to join the rest in hating you; yet another part of me admires the steadfastness you exhibit for your passion.
      Douchenozzle, you are my hero.

  • paul

    the smile on that guy’s face in the last photo is priceless

    • Paul''s Dad

      You know how I know you’re GAY son…You were lookin’ at man smiles when ya shoulda been lookin’ at some hot piece of ass! I DON”T LIKE MY GAY SON!

    • FartFace

      there’s no way this wedding will end in divorce……

  • steven C.

    that man is my hero. this will all end in tears of course. but still… hero

  • peteyroberto

    why buy the cow when the milks free

  • fourtwenty

    what is so special about this? they just went to the titty club after the wedding. it would be cool if they got married in the titty club. eddie murphy——>

    • paul

      i guess we can’t all be as cool as you, fourtwenty

      • fourtwenty

        what does being cool have to do with going to a strip club? or thinking it would be better if they got married in the strip club? and yeah, you will never be as cool as me. i write stupid shit on a website when im bored at work. im way cooler than you. retard.

  • ...

    That smug lucky son of a bitch … he’ll regret it all in five years

    • The Dude

      I’m pretty sure he regrets how his penis is a petri dish for every know STD now.

  • Pres Obama

    Wow, I wish I wasn’t married to Michelle…she’s a biatch! Barack Obama ———–>

  • aosux

    It looks like it’s the happiest day in HIS life

  • Brad

    So John would be a Bulgarian douchebag and marry a douchebaguette, just so he could get some strippers on his wedding night?

    Are theChive offices such a sausage-fest that he’s that desperate?

    • tomboy

      i think you might be missing the point a bit

    • Northman

      That’s the Hungarian coat of arms, not Bulgaria.

  • alysinwunderland

    I’m pretty sure that he married the strip club

  • metronil

    everyone else has fucked her, and he married her…how is that a win?

  • Donkeyballs

    That’s how I want my wedding to go also, minus the wedding part.

  • Sauru

    where is the honor in marriage if the first think you do after getting married is sleeze it up with some whores

  • Gutterville

    WOW talk about classless

  • bigBLACKguy

    damn f***in white trashes. hate those rednecks. why don’t u go with nascar wedding and live in a trailer home.

    • CMG

      ummm, look a little closer, that isn’t the US

    • Blacky

      @ the black guy

      Every post you make reminds us how you are uneducated, stupid, and racist. Do everyone a favor and go return the computer you stole, boy. You are the definition of a Nig.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Would you prefer bright orange velour track suits, a weave and top hats, complete with pimpin cane, gold grill veneers over rotted teef and big, gaudy jewelry bought from a streetcorner kiosk? And a stretch Crown Vic with light bar on top to pick you up afterwards so your friends will recognize you? Ooh and you can play ‘Let’s Get Married’ by Jagged Edge on the way down the aisle! But you’d have to wait behind the rest of the fat couples at the courthouse.
      I’m sorry, that wasn’t quite as racist as your comment, but I tried.

      • Jen


  • doublemint

    Uhuh welcome to Hungary….what a shame…

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    That must have been a helluva party

  • andalgo

    yeah the funny thing is, the wife was a softcore-actress, then a stripper, now a pole-dancer (that’s the same thing IMHO), and a pole-fitness trainer. well, that’s coll. now, the husband is a pole-fitness trainer too. a man stripping and pole dancing. kinda gay

  • Lionheart

    Did anyone see the two on top the cake?
    I think they are naked replicas of themselves!

    • Anonymous

      Or just two pastic naked people on top of a cake.

  • HellHathNoFury

    I hope to God that her parents didn’t pay for this. Why get married if, as andalgo says, she’s in the business of fucking other people for money? You’re marrying a pretty prostitute. Nice.

    • Cheez

      Where in this post does it say she’s a prostitute, you dumb twat?

      • C

        Geez, sorry Cheez didn’t realize your Mom was a prostitute! You don’t need to take it so personal.

      • HellHathNoFury

        Porn=prostitution. Duh. money for sex. Or have you not figured that out yet?

        • Girthsome Manly Man

          Porn and prostitution are not the same.

          If I were a woman, I’d much rather be a porn star fucking other performers in a controlled environment than a prostitute hustling johns from the general population.

      • YupYupYup

        DUMB TWAT!!! You have blasphemed!! That noise you don't hear? That would be the ninjas coming for you in 3…2…2…2…

  • TreDash

    Because even people who make money off of sex deserve to be happy? Seriously, why hate on a “pretty prostitute?” I have no earthly idea why you would mock someone being happy.

    • Anonymous

      Ahh, Tatoo, you have much to learn.

  • D

    who says she is a prostitute? i thought she was a stripper?

  • vernazza

    I just simply luurrrrrwe my country.

  • lololol

    So people complain about gay marriage when marriages such as this happen?


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