Best photos of the week (45 Photos)

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    One of the best weeks for The Chive, if not the best

    • alicia

      Life is so lonely. I am a sexy and single girl at present. I need a man who can love me back.
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    • hmm

      I agree, #1, #20, #34, #35, and all the girl pics, are too epic.

  • kisselfissel

    dustin diamond is a scary guy

  • sarah

    must admit I didn’t notice the bomb in #12 on the original
    I’m a girl and I’d have #14 – yummm
    Then again I’d like #21 & #38 too… lol

    Husband likes #17 – side boob FTW

    Agree with above a super collection of pics – I love the chive!!

    • sarah

      Meh – why do I always seem to get the fat guy as my picture…

      • hmm

        more respect to chris farley!

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    • HellHathNoFury

      Man, why you gotta always bring up race?

    • A Guy

      Why gotta be black and white? Why not white and black? Or maybe black and Asian, Asian and white. Or just Asian, black, and white. Why not Indian? Middle eastern? Or just go to a regular fucking date site. I guarantee a black person created this site. It's just like "" Black people think that racism is one way and since their African forefathers sold them to the white man as slaves, they think the world owes them something. Dude, slavery is over. Get over it. Jews were slaves. Almost every "race" of people were slaved out in one point in history. Just remember every race, INCLUDING BLACKS, have people that are racist. And on a solid personal note, I am pro confederation, but anti slavery. (Unless role playing with a woman.) 😉 I wish the confederates would have won the civil war. Even if they did, slavery would have still been abolished eventually. And by the way, it's hard to respect a black man when they are like 50 Cent, Lil' Wayne, and all them other stupid fucks who talk about being gangsters. And yes, I've had one black girlfriend. (Very good in bed, actually. OMG, only one?!) And I have several black friends. I have Mexican friends. (One girlfriend.) I have Asian friends. The only way to get rid of racism is silly things like traditions and for all races to combine by interracial baby making. Seems like people only know how to put labels on each other. I have no problems with Mexicans, just the illegal ones that take good jobs. As I would with anyone else. I'm shutting up now. Love me or hate me, I give not a fuck. Sorry, just venting.

  • Bob

    wtf is with No28 having no nipple!

    • SeenAFew

      Yeah, they like to hide those things, don’t they Bob. You really have to know where to look. Don’t worry, you’ll get the hang of it when you’re older.

      • Nateb123

        No he’s right. That is one BAAAAD boob job and now her nipples look to the air like they’re part of the Battle of Britain. Gross.

  • LiaMMV

    Is #33 Nigeria by any chance?

  • P-90

    #14 Stunning.
    #33 New Jersey?

  • umhm

    #28 the supposedly “hot” asian chick is a butterface butterface butterface uff

    • McBeastie

      Your spankbank might have high standards, but if you ever got out of the house and met a woman who looked like that you’d cream your jeans.

      • Nateb123

        I was going to make a comment about how you must be crazy to think that chick is even remotely good looking but then I realized, if people like you cheap chasing the ugly girls, that means more gorgeous women for me. But seriously, your interest in that face leads me to believe there’s a “looks like an 8 year old and has demon eyes” fetish. Have fun with that.

        • Nateb123

          Wow, I meant to say “Keep” not “Cheap” but apparently that word just worked it’s way into my post. I can see why though

          • Rob

            I can see why too–you are gay.

            • Nateb123

              Cool story bro. Joke’s on you, you live in Burnaby. Meanwhile I’ll be hanging out with the women at Kits Beach since I live 3 blocks away.

  • concerned

    dear chive lately your site has been messing up on me and my anti-virus has been stopping at least two trojans a day while on it….im sad. also please post moar pictures of boobies i think it will help.

    • Leif Erikson

      Maybe your tubes are clogged with pron

      • Cecil

        nope, it's the chives poor choice of advertisers.

  • woke up angry and hungry then checked the chive

    God bless you tech savvy assholes who put this site together it makes me less angry and less hungry.

  • Merovingian

    #28 And they still haven’t……

  • 4q5435

    Why is number 2 there? She looks like a fucking man.

    • HellHathNoFury

      I like her moley mole. I want to poke it with a stick.

      • ken

        “Here’s a dime. Go down town and have a rat gnaw that thing off your leg”

        • Laurie

          I think she has a drinking problem

        • Khaki mallard

          Yeah, Uncle Buck!

    • northerner

      Um, by what engineering standard to you apply to #2 to make that judgment, pray tell? Looks pretty well feminine to me, but hey, that’s just me…

    • Khaki Mallard

      #2 is the same chick as #36. f you don't believe me, look it up. That mole has gotta go!

  • kitkat63376

    #12 what is that circled? I can’t see what it is…and #2…if i had a boyfriend, I’d like to invite her to join us and wrap her hair around his d…

  • SomethingClever

    #40 – Pictured: the “Circle Jerks” performing their rendition of Pink’s “Glitter in the Air” performance at the Grammy’s…

    On a side note, 29 reminds me, why the eff don’t we have flying cars yet? When I was a kid I was sure I’d be driving one by now.

    • (A)

      How is that the circle jerks? I admit I’ve never heard of them playing the grammys, but Keith Morris, the vocalist, has stomach length dreadlocks, not short hair. and he’s old and not jumping through any basketball hoops.

      • Ross

        I believe this is Fugazi.

        • trev

          no, its the circle jerks in the 80's. keith did have short hair then, this was right after he got out of black flag. definitely NOT fugazi

  • ken

    #19: Found! The fabled “Stairway to Heaven.”

    #24: That Ewe ROCKS!

    #26: Getting an ‘A’ in math? I think not.

    #31: Giant forest snail rider ROCKS! Ride that snail, Snail Rider, ride!

    As for the female bodies:

  • Anonymous

    #42 where’s Maury when we need him.

  • marty

    yuck, look at the mole on #2’s leg.
    threw it off…

  • milly

    24 Made my life.

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  • Anonymous

    what does butter face mean?

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  • Brendan Smith

    Is 39 shopped?

  • korrie

    What is #33 and where was it taken?

  • Brian

    #33 is either the Gulf of Mexico after Deep Horizon, or it's a picture of a billion horrifying jellyfish. And as we all know, nature's nightmares come from Australia.

  • bbbaaaammmm

    #28 I would

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