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A little pointless comedy to lighten your Monday (28 Photos)

June 21, 2010 | In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, WTF

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CunningLinguist

boody traps, thats what i said

nemesis

Saw the Goonies on TV yesterday morning. When I was a kid, I never realised just how disturbing it was that a bunch of kids were trying to find “One-eyed Willy’s rich stuff”.

It was a happier time…

Anonymous

12 is funny..good morning everybody.
Anonymous

niceeee
MichaelGS

loving #17
someguy

#10 makes perfect sense to me! # 12.. poor hamster, when the tape is ripped of..
AnyoneForCoffee

20. Yawn. Yes, because we always riot after sports matches in England.

NBA anyone?

(Is there a day when the USA is NOT all the way up its own @rse?)

etchasketchasaurus

Don’t hate cuz you can’t party, boy!!!!! WOOOOOoo MURICKA BABY! …..Sorry, I channeled Kenny Powers and couldn’t keep that inside.
Anonymous

its not our fault you suck at sports. i thought soccer was supposed to be the one thing you’re good at

belisario

The english national team sucks and plays like crap! Thought this was common knowledge.

Honest Brit

Your right, it’s just we’re allowed to be delusional once in a while.

CrumpleFish

We do suck at sports but we rock at rioting…and sports
YEAHHHHH
Anonymous

Shit at sport? What WORLD sport is america good at? GOLF. Even though an irishman jst won the US open… England has a pretty good national rugby team, won the 2003 rugby world cup and 2nd in 2007. And our cricket team just won the 20:20 world cup. Has america ever won a world cup in anything? :/ but admittedly we are shit at football but its a shit sport

TheWacee

I’m a Yank, and I’ll tell you, after living in England for a brief time, I can tell you, those Brits can party it up like nobody’s business. There were lots of fun times there. That being said, the depiction of the US as a peaceful fuzzy cat, BBQing, art loving place is a complete fallicy. I love this country, but let’s be real for a second. We’re in a pretty miserable existance right about now. To be putting down other countries is like the pot calling the kettle black.

Nameless

We’re in a miserable existance in the US? Speak for yourself buddy. I have a job, a house, a car and a dog, I pay my bills on time and I live within my means. I’m doing just fine. Maybe you should evaluate your choices, my man.

Anonymous

You also suck when it comes to dental work and orthodontics hahahahaha

P-90

Actually a recent survey by an international medication organisation found that on average, the British have the healthiest teeth in the world. Score one for the NHS.

Anonymous

Ye i read that aswell p90, british people have the least amount of dental fillings in the world. So your one aregument against brits is null and void haaaaaa!

Da Cuntstabber

And you suck at noticing there are aeroplanes coming to yer buildings

EnglishAs1stLanguage

Absolutely, riots in England because we let guys off for shooting unarmed black guys. Oh, wait, did I say England or Oakland?

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EriktheRed

whomever you are, you do know that you will die a very slow, painful, agonizing death right? Spamming complete bs like this is akin to telemarketing, and all those that participate in such a “field” of “occupation” deserve nothing more than to die and rot in the newly fashioned wing of hell that’s been created just for people such as yourself. That is all.

a boogidy boogidy boo

You seem tense.
Da Cuntstabber

Whoever you are you're just bashing a spam. That is all.
Also do you have the balls to kill?

P-90

#16 Anyone know who the artists is?
Michael

Awww poor goomba…
SaintxXxAsh

Hmm. I’ve never seen Edward scissorhands

http://metalcool36.wordpress.com metalcool36

I was told it was an obligation that if you were born in this world you must watch Edward scissorhands sometime before you were 20. Needless to say I was persuaded into doing so and i’m still not sure why it is talked about as being such a great movie… But if he were a real person I would hope that he would chop up every damn vuvuzela in this world!!

SaintxXxAsh

Well, I’m 22 and still have yet to see it. I think it scared me when I was younger hence the lack of wanting to see it.

Why do you posess such hate for the vuvuzuela!? That plastic horn taught me the one skill I needed in this world.

aosux

Mario should never have dropped out of college.
Rico

#20 is soo true.

not-a-moron

except, there was no riots, so not true at all really.

ohmai

21- yeeeaaaaa!!!!
22-i should have thought about that! im gonna go try have sex in a dryer…
Dan

# 26 is fake

(I was sad enough to check)
Anonymous

#5: Photoshop contest that shit!
Anonymous

#5 Photoshop contest that shit!
Vihni

#12 Frisky Dingo- Death Rabbits … I knew some sick fucker would try it!!
And #6 is just so freakin’ awesome!
kaveman

cock-burns i've had a case of that
Always Last

Last!!!
Jawbone

Wow, this is the pathetic shit your grandma forwards you in e-mails.

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