• aosux

    Shock…I mean stop right there!

    • SPQR

      so this @sshole was hanging out at my work today…

      • CunningLinguist

        nope. viagra didnt help either officer. i still cant see it.

  • Anonymous

    How does it feel to be electricuted and a sex offender all in the same afternoon

  • Bob Loblaw

    “Listen to me carefully! I need you to spread your cheeks and lift your sack!”

  • Anonymous

    I can see uranis from up here.

  • Langy

    Sir! I do not recommend this method of electrolysis

  • EJ

    hang on…….
    I’m gonna save your ass

  • bcbeltes

    Office Dolan asked herself how many more she’d have to kiss to get that promotion…

  • Brian

    Not another damn sinkhole!

  • Tyler

    the toughest part of becoming a cop….

  • Sir, this is not what they mean by ‘concrete jungle.’

  • Rukus

    From this angle, your prostate looks fine.

  • Anonymous

    I think you missed a spot, hang on….I’ll toss you the razor.

  • Anonymous

    Its Electric! Boogie woogie woogie

  • Bob

    “We’re going streaking, bring your green hat.”

  • Anonymous

    So, a guy walks in to a Psychiatrists office wearing only Saran Wrap, the Psychiatrist says, “I can clealry see your nuts!”

  • Beardo

    Can you hear me now?

  • Trox

    “This is officer Trudy requesting backup! I’m staring right down Main Street and it’s not pretty.”

  • Brian "pretty boy" collins

    I told you I wasn’t smuggling any drugs..

  • Douche Nozzle

    Excuse me, Sir, you seem to be naked…

  • Jay

    Yep, I can clearly see your nuts from here.

  • Khayam Clark

    Say buddy no balls out in public and get your a$$ back in this window.

  • clay

    I’m no proctologist, but…

  • sammy99

    Officer Kate thought to herself…”Just another shitty day at the orifice”.

  • Conor

    “I’m sorry officer, I didn’t know I couldn’t do that…”

  • okthenjustpickoneforme

    Cop Mirror

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