• erik

    Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!

  • John

    I thought you were crazy when you jumped out of the window, but now I can see your nuts!

  • Chris

    The new & improved taser.

  • Mike

    Your right the role play went a little to far, now you get back in here and I will never put the baton there again.

  • Wanst

    “That’s for messing with a cop’s butch, bitch!”

  • szak5

    i shaved my balls for this?

  • jt

    i knew he was crazy, but now i can see his nuts

  • Kt

    You no want breakfast?

  • Anonymous

    I fart in your general direction.

  • theseatoachisel

    Does someone have pocket change? I want to make a wish!

  • evolosophy

    Sir that is NOT going to qualify as showing me some ID.

  • Anonymous

    say CHEESSEEEEEE!!!!

  • Bobert

    Sir, you’re going to have to put your pants back on if you want me to help you

  • Anonymous

    Let me play you the song of my people…BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • Anonymous

    Honey, I’m off to the station. When you’re done practicing for the circus, take the kids to school.

  • Anonymous

    OK Officer. You see .. what had happened was…………..

  • Darren

    This isn’t where I parked my car!

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Bring out the Gimp….

  • Kennydmac

    Now turn your head and cough……

  • SomethingClever

    Don’t taze me bro

  • Anonymous

    just a second ‘marm, i can almost reach your bra from up here

  • Anonymous

    Has your gerbil seen my flashlight

  • andrew

    sadly this wasn’t the ocean view villa officer Jane bargained for

  • J.j. Rasch

    And now, An expose into what happens when the TSA decides, “You need further screening.”

  • Jose Carrillo

    You better get in here; Your ASS is on the LINE!

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