Daily Afternoon Randomness (35 Photos)

Sorry about the weird copyright stamp on these pics. I hit the wrong watermark function and changing it out would require me to put down my noon bottle of Jack Daniels.

  • MacheteJack

    #12, I want to argue that the Randomness should be totally random, but that picture is leaving me without an argument for my case.

    Also, with a boner.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Too many words in the argument. None needed.

  • jaredallas

    #34 – Ummmm…. Maybe we should nix some of the earlier pics so as to decrease this overwhelmingly unclean feeling.

    • ronin

      Yeah, are they really making an oral sex joke with an underage girl? Inappropriate.

    • AtomManhattan

      She looks about 12 years old in all the pics if you ask me. No idea why people find this girl so hot, but then again there are a lot of pedophiles on the internets.

    • why......?

      how far will the pedophile jokes on the chive go…?

  • Equalizer

    I Love Pan Cake Girl!!!

    • Stefan Hartman

      Those are waffles…she’s Waffle Girl…i’m not fat…

      • Robbo

        Any body else got a craving for waffles?

        • Brandon

          Definitely going to need A LOT more maple syrup

      • Equalizer

        I want Waffle Girl dipped in honey…

        • aosux

          She can have my eggo anytime

          • mikethecarpenter

            so i would go to the waffle house all the time if the girls looked like that…..

    • jasonborne

      Uhhhh they’re WAFFLES, not pancakes, crepes, or really really thin pancakes.

  • Chris

    #16: I wonder if these guys know where their car is.

    • BigSlippy

      It looks like they’re in Wrigley, which is Boys town, so they probably took the brown line

      • Nateb123

        Took the brown line? God that sounds like a euphemism.

  • Stefan Hartman

    #21 – Seth Rogan started a band?

  • zym

    12 & 35….yeah!

    14, that looks absolutely correct.

    And 16, I need to know where that is, since I now hate that team and all their fans.

  • Maddog

    HOLY CRAP!!! I just went from six to midnight w/ # 2, but then I saw # 35 – pants overload… brain malfunction due to lack of blood.

    MOAR naked chicks with carb heavy bfast foods / great ass and thong whilst pulling up pants PLS!!!

  • ChrisDG74

    #2 – Yes, please.
    #27 – You’re doin’ it right.

  • julian miller

    how come the watermark has changed?

    • LOL

      John says “Sorry about the weird copyright stamp on these pics. I hit the wrong watermark function and changing it out would require me to put down my noon bottle of Jack Daniels.”

      And on behalf of my aching desire for a fifth…John…you suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk hairy donkey balls for not sharing!!! 😛 Damn it. LOL

  • SaintxXxAsh

    What a coincidence… I only bathe in crepes.

    • Mattythegooch

      Bong and a blintz?

      • Dave

        Pipe and a pancake?

        • CunningLinguist

          smoke and a pancake?

          • Djanzo

            Apparently there’s no pleasing you…

  • ohmai

    #11- MY PIKACHU!! heh…thats my kid. 🙂

  • izismile

    I think the water mark changed because they were stealing most of the photos from iziamile.com and widelec.org, and they wanted to protect themselves.

    • ChrisDG74

      Eat a dick, troll.

      • thatdude

        nope.. izismile is right.. The chive is copying izismile- check it out

    • forge

      As if those images belong to izismile anyway. Get the frick over it dude, these sites all grab stuff from each other, none of them exist to do a single damn thing but put ads in front of eyeballs and collect the .0004 cents per pageview.

  • C

    Why do fat chicks like anime so much?

    • Anonymous

      its a mystery, a mystery that has to be solved we need to find out how to stop them!

  • Anonymous

    #35 Correction, Miranda Kerr is good any day of the week

    • forge

      Yes exactly. I wonder if she realizes she could rule the entire planet just with her vast and unstoppable power of cuteness and having the finest little bottom in the known universe.

  • thatguyyousaw

    #14, things like that should never be done… vid game clothes just don’t work well in the real world

  • PrimerGray

    WTF is #26?!

  • bomb23

    #33 – Seattle, y’all…

    • HellHathNoFury

      Yes, we no longer call it the Ravenna exit before the zoo, we call it the Betty Page exit.

      • Kjellupa

        We do?

  • FartFace

    #5 –Fuck yes. i wanna be that guy today.

  • NOUU

    #12 im pretty sure your argument has a penis.

  • Anonymous

    hey chive are you still working on that new site “the big pic” , is up already?

  • Luke

    #35 got engaged today

    • forge

      To Orlando Bloom? That bastard I’ll kill him. No actually they’re an insanely cute couple. Still, 500 million guys worldwide just went “awwww dammit” and then Bloom went “yeah like y’all had a shot.”

  • HellHathNoFury

    To the dude that posted 12: to avoid epic failure, please check picture for man-face and little boy ass before choosing.

    • LOL

      She does have porcelain skin and nice side boobage though. 😉

  • LiaMMV

    Only fatties would cosplay FFX anyway.

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  • anarcrust

    I’m amazed 17 could make that jump without the balls of steel weighing him down.

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