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My yacht just made yours look silly (16 Photos)


And by “My yacht” I mean what will be mine one day. A few lottery wins later, a nice half a billion dollar down payment and she’s all mine. Allegedly this is just a concept yacht at this point but I feel strongly that I’m going to make this happen. So become my friend today.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    first ok, none of that shit. Nice pictures.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Some people just have too much money.

  3. someguy says:

    Great.. finally every billionaire can be Captain Nemo on his version of the Nautilus.. !Maybe they encounter a sea monster and become fish food.. Dear God, let this become a self-fulfilling prophecy..

  4. Bizarrobear says:

    I bet Tony Hayward has one of these on backorder for when he gets his life back.

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  6. top dog says:

    Looks like a sub to me, I would love to have one. I would call it…Deep Diver 1.

  7. The Dude says:

    I’m not really a fan. It is a nice boat but think about it does not have a lot of windows to look outside, there is not a good place to fish off of so basically your just in a nice floating apartment that has to be outside to enjoy the view.

  8. wickedjack says:

    jesus christ…. i must have one! i wonder if anyone would notice it missing…

  9. soskar says:

    The biggest attraction for the billionaires is that the boat is made from genuine blood and tears from homeless children.

  10. FightingCorsair says:

    I almost expected to see James Bond or Goldfinger in some of those shots.

    I wonder, are the deck chairs bolted down or do you have to bring them in before you dive

    • wickedjack says:

      i was wondering that too. but if they’re bolted down, the cushions would get all wet and you’d have a mildew problem. unless they have some sort of waterproof cushions.

    • shazam says:

      I’m guessing you just tell your servants to move the furniture indoors.

  11. SaintxXxAsh says:

    I’ll be your friend bob, so long as you allow me to live on your yacht as long as I want, for free of course.

  12. aosux says:

    There is a reason this is just a concept

  13. fasterthanu says:

    We don’t have yachts you buffoon!

  14. HellHathNoFury says:

    I think I’ll just build one as a side-project. It may not float, it may kill everyone aboard in a tragically funny accident, but by god i’ll build one.

  15. Anonymous says:

    HOMELESS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE

    • HellHathNoFury says:

      If that’s supposed to make us feel guilty for wanting, and rich people guilty by having, such things, then maybe you should get your ass off of a frivolous humor website and go do some charity work with the money you get from pawning your comp and unsubscribing to the internet.
      Homeless people want the things YOU have, so start feeling guilty, bro.

  16. john says:

    dude thats pimp

  17. MattW says:

    Do you have to move in the furniture from outside one by one whenever you go down? That would be a pain, especially when you’re getting chased by drug mules in speed boats.

  18. Truth.Inc says:

    Stupid design. If its going to be a sub than make it a convertible. Where the hell is the fold over glass roof?

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