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June 21, 2010 |
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Seriously – go upstairs and have your mom make you another cheese sandwich…we all know you’re not allowed to touch knives since the unpleasant ‘self-circumcision’ incident…
You’re a douche. I learned that last week.
“The Situation form Jersey Shore”? I always thought Nature had formed the Jersey Shore. Who or what is this “situation”?
If you don’t know the difference between “form” and “from” in your own handle, who gives a crap whether you’re “first.”
#20 can blow on my vuvuzela any time
Hey, number 20. I got something you can wrap your lips around. Giggity giggity.
DId you chop your nuts off? Giggity giggity.
poo is on the round see??? how i to immag-in it was remounce!! the cat to prenounce like from the ghost rite!?? i not english well but i is 2 flambon!! flamingo+shoe is the word! i to thinking!??
please 2 corect me poeple i not english! i want shawarma like madmen want poonjabi
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I agree with #28……simple
# 20 and # 21… You’re doing it right!
#21 clearly the intended use for these
Were you trying to go for Big Schlong from Chicago?
haha no.. actually i was goin for bing chong… just the first thing that came to mind. this time it was chill nasty
20 is beggin for a photoshop
Shouldn’t #5 be just one continuous line?
Seriously, after I watch for about 2 minutes, I don’t even hear them anymore. The noise just fades into the background. Maybe it’s because I’m trying way too hard to understand the Scottish announcer. However, I would hate to be there and have someone blowing it in my ear…that would piss me off. But, it’s their culture so I let it be. I wouldn’t want them coming over here and yelling at me for doing the wave or something. Who cares about these things?
Apparently, most people. Did you not get that?
Culture, my ass. Five years ago my brothers bought these fucking things at a football game in Canada. I was ready to slit my wrists after about 5 minutes. Now the world knows my pain… Not as cathartic as you’d think.
Dude, it’s not a big deal. It’ll be over in a few weeks. I feel bad for the people that are there and hate the things, though. But for us to sit here and bitch and moan about the sound coming from the TV is ignorant. There’s a cure…change the channel or turn down your volume. Get over it, people. The world will not cater to your pet peeves.
Now, if you are at a game and someone is using one, that’s a whole different story.
Everyone saying they enjoy the Vuvu sounds is just bullshitting in an attempt to be unique. Everyone is aware of how obnoxious these things are, thats likely why the Vuvu players enjoy them so much. Because they know how much they annoy their competition’s team and fans.
Holy shit, I have never in my life heard so much bitching about anything. You sound like a group of old ladies who pissed their pants. If you are at home in front of your TV, turn the sound off. Its called a mute button, or better yet, don’t watch at all. If you are sitting in the stadium, get some ear plugs, or get yourself a vuvuzela, and blow the thing. Still feel like bitching, don’t go to the game, go watch some lions fucking in the Kruger National Park. Sitting at home moaning about it wont change shit, but if it makes you feel any better then go ahead, Go Fuck Yourself!
1.4 Million dollars is a lot to spend on some sports stadiums. Just don’t cry to anyone else when the Olympics or other future international events would rather be hosted in Somalia or Yemen than South Africa where they don’t give a shit about disrupting the events they’re hosting. You guys should have just spent that 1.4 million to engineer the world’s biggest vuvuzela since you like that better than successfully hosting international events.
And P.S., I’d ask you to go fuck yourself too, but it looks like you all ready did.
Did I say that I enjoyed the vuvuzelas? No. I just said that it’s not worth whining about because it’s going to be over in a few weeks anyway. I think it’s funny that you people constantly bitch about something that you have complete control over. Just mute your damned television. Even toddlers are smart enough to know that if something or someone is bothering them, they walk away and leave it alone or just totally ignore it.
My original statement was that I didn’t even notice them anymore so I don’t let it bother me, but instead I started getting responses about how stupid these horns are and that I’m the idiot for letting their culture be THEIRS. So here’s the moral to the story: I’m a moron for not giving two shits about a bunch of soccer fans blowing on horns. Glad I understand now.
uhhh, nah! Vuvuzelas suck. they always have and they always will. Theres no rhyme or reason to them and they dont create a good atmosphere. It’s true that they annoy the shit out of the opposition team, but they anoy the shit out of the home team too. Despite being a Manyoo fan, theres nothing quite like the scousers singing “Walk on” full pelt to get at the opposition AND inspire their own team.
oh and Nameless, you might wanna check the amount. Its $1.4 BILLION even more money which make it even worse
at least when there was apartheid they couldn’t blow those damn things.
they could, but each blow came with a free beating…
Me and my brother had vuvuzelas years ago. Got them at the 4th of july thing in my hometown. Drove my folks nuts. Now I see why. BRRRRRRRRRRR!!
The Vuvuzelas and the referees are wrecking almost every match of this world cup.. Fuck you Sepp Blatter !!
Given that the announcers for the opening match didn’t even know the offside rule, and given that the Mali referee for the USA-Slovenia match was clearly corrupt … maybe this is Sepp’s way of distracting us from the real issues?
As simple as it looks… It’s actually really hard to blow.
That’s what she said!
that’s what she said
yeah, women make it look so simple .. i guess it takes a lot of practice to master the art of blowing..
i have my masters degree in blowing.
For God’s sake don’t blow, it makes the ears bleed!.
I was given one and I turned it in to a musket
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someone mentioned starting a reverse-spam campaign. i think it sounds like a good idea. i guess we’d have to register on there first be4 we could fuck shit up. it’d be simpler if some benevolent hax0r out there just ddos attacked them with the same botnet they’re probably using
The Vuvuzela’s don’t bother me at all. That’s one of the benefits of being a polar bear
Why everybody gotta be hatin’ on Venezuela????
#20 and #21 changed my reception of these horrible things a bit. I still just think of being swarmed by bees… ITS NOT FUN! (At least I didn’t get stung though)
YOU asses, its the best blow it out your ass
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