Daily Afternoon Randomness (31 Photos)

  • partner

    #16 put me on the floor

    • McRubbin

      I think I’d like to put 26 on my floor…

      • CunningLinguist

        aaaah #24, that shit gets me everytime.

  • felix

    thanks for that last one, guys, i needed that

  • SaintxXxAsh

    Dang, they almost have as much porn as me.

    • DaddyD

      That should be:

      “Dang, they almost have as much porn as I.”

      • SaintxXxAsh

        Pardon moi, daddy

      • Xnun

        No, SaintxXxAsh, was right the first time.

        • amanda

          no, she actually wasn’t, but people who correct others when they say “me” instead of “i” are unbelievably irritating. no one is going to change how they speak lol.

  • Chris

    #28 – there’s a penis joke in there somewhere.

  • HellHathNoFury

    The Oatmeal’s quizzes are hilarious.
    And that chick is waaaay too skinny to be hot.

    • Anonymous

      I had no idea what you were talking about until i saw her arms (got distracted by the chesticles). Then it made sense. Seriously, a little meat on her arms, maybe a bit around the ribs, and she’d be super hot.

      • HellHathNoFury

        Where true, i was being sarcastic, since women typically bash each-others weight and appearance with no regard to anything else, such as the fact that the lion is laughing at her, too.

  • keithp420

    number 32 made my penis happy, but then sad….

    • http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

      Looks like photo shoots make her penis happy

  • bigBLACKguy

    look at #21. that white chick is so happy to be with a brotha! once u go black u don’t go bak. i’d hit #26 ching chong babe too. she proly only used to lil asian dicks. i’ll teach her. look at obama’s dick. so big. cuz we’z black!

    • http://metalcool36.wordpress.com metalcool36

      You sir are an ignorant piece of shit -.-

      • Anonymous

        Chivers, allow me to introduce you to the entire population of Detroit, bigblackguy.

    • Lil WHITE Guy

      Hey BigBLACKguy, Obama is a worthless and so are you. Maybe you should stop thinking about your genitals and start trying to be a productive member of society. You know, instead of asking for handouts and expecting honest taxpayers to pay for all of your illegitimate children and your crack problem. Maybe try getting a job, earning an honest living, stop living off of the government tit and, oh yeah, keeping your nasty dick in your pants.

    • Anonymous

      You and Obama suck

      • top dog

        Will you assholes move on, you give num nuts a bad name.

  • wally

    lol, the last thing that she did before getting eaten by a lion was taking a picture of her vagina.

    • workin_donkey

      I didn’t even notice the lion till you said something about it. That must make you gay.

    • SS

      What Lion??

      • someguy

        fuck, I’ve just noticed that !! that pussy will eat hers…

        • george

          Well, it’s not going to eat itself

  • Mattythegooch

    Kobe works at McDonalds? 99 Billion McRapes…..that’s alot of ball handling.

    • top dog

      And five championship rings, and a swift kick up Phoenix ass to get there. Hey Amare, you still think Odum is lucky? LAKERS BABYYYYYYYY!!!!. No, I don’t live in California. I bet Garnet know who Gasol is now, don’t he?

  • H_Ax

    #32 messed me up emotionally.

  • Bob Loblaw

    Keely. ‘Nuff said.

  • mc

    only 14gigs of porn?
    Slacker, I got 800

  • NoUse4aName

    #11 Good Times, Good Times….

  • forge

    #15 Yup exactly, but River was still hot. She fricking slaughtered about 70-100 Reavers and she was about ready to go to town on the Alliance too until the Serenity people told her to stand down.


    • Panchito

      Except for Zoe being sexy in that pic.

      • aosux

        I disagree. River is kinda weird looking. It’s sexy when she wigs out and kicks everyones ass in the room for no reason at all, but she has a butterface.

  • sc

    Do you want to experience interracial dating? I met my black guy on
    {3 W – Black -White – Date – C O M}.
    It is an interracial dating site for sexy singles of all races. You may have a try…

    • HellHathNoFury

      ‘Your’ black guy? Like a piece of property? Like a slaaaave, maybe? I’m going to have to alert the authorities.

      • mikethecarpenter

        HHNF, i think the things that you say are almost as entertaining as alot of the gallerys

        • Anonymous

          related to Joe the Plummer?

  • Merovingian

    #29 is obviously done by an American, the ‘England’ support is in a Liverpool shirt not an England shirt.

    • Anonymous

      hmmmm… isnt liverpool in england?

    • Kent

      Your post is obviously done by a bitter limey.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        What is it with Liverpool? That one city produces both some of the most beautiful women and, at the same time, the very worst of the kangarillapigs. Bizarre.

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  • Sauru

    #21 looks like a rapist and a willing victim

  • Peter Nincompoop

    I thought Liverpool was in England.

  • sl

    the woman in the england picture of #29 sat opposite me on a bus once

  • Anonymous

    cool, ther’s a pic of elly

  • Suit

    You can’t have #29 and Keeley Hazel in the same post, that goes against everything

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  • childofthenephilim

    Liverpool fans don’t count. There’s much better English totty to post!

  • Doobur

    #21 when you see it you’ll shit bricks

    • stafferty

      Oh my god, its a Mets fan! I thought they all died out!

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