Fatty Food that will keep you NOT slim : theCHIVE

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Anonymous

yum
HeartUnderTheRose

Yeah, I will most definitely take number 4. As for number 8 . . . well, the way the filling looks is just . . . um, yeah.

HellHathNoFury

Yeah, thank God I’m not the only one whose mind went to internet images that were tucked into my ‘repressed memories’ file.

Viper

You’re damn right, the twisted hot dog and the tall oreo are pretty epic, but the … well, basically the rest of it is all disgusting..

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Robbo

mmm, I can feel my arteries hardening by just looking at these
Anonymous

that hot dog looks like a colon

HeartUnderTheRose

I don’t need to google it. I saw the trailer for it on YouTube, and that is some fucked up shit! O_o

TexWatson

I saw that too. Fucking sick movie. I want to see it. They are even making a sequel with 6 people instead of 3.

I wish I knew how to embed a youtube clip.

doo dah doo doo

those cheese fries in the cone look pretty great. #10 can diaf though… the dogs and cheese don’t even look cooked.
Dong Imus

UHF!

sfmountainbiker

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Oh, man what a great movie. As indicated by Doo Dah Doo Doo’s comment, I think this reference flew above the heads of most. You don’t cook a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich! Watch UHF.

Dong Imus

I’m proud to say i’ve had a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich and it is NOT as delicious as it looks

zym

I’ll take the bottle in #7
SaintxXxAsh

The only thng that was appealing to me were the cheese fries. I haven’t had ‘junk’ food in so long and now I’m craving chili cheese fries from tommys.
Zach

6 ftw. Anything with Gruyere is win
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Anonymous

I’d eat #1.
aleXTC

i can hear you getting fatter. I would definitely run a train on those cheese fries but as for all that other stuff, i would have to be soo stoned to eat
andipoo magoo

AH, just looking at them made me take a giant shit.
MasterDebater

#8 doesn’t seem so bad. Hmmm…
dt520

I actually had a friend order a BLT at IHOP once, he said “I’ll have a BLT… hold the LT, extra B”.
sarah

Wow – is this pregnancy food? or do ‘ahem’ normal people eat this crazy weirdness?

(Then again… I’ll take an order of…)
Malacoda

#2 is from Calgary Ab. downtown.
childofthenephilim

What kind of epic hangover needs a 100 bacon slice sandwich?
Jaf

I’ll have to vouch for #2, Tubby Dog’s “Sherm’s Ultimate Gripper”. Gripper because you can feel your arteries in a tight hold a little while later hehe.
Equalizer

America, the fattest country in the world

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ou est la poutine?
MichaelGS

#1 needs to be delivered to my door right now!

Also I will have to try #8 next time easter rolls around
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I was going to gnaw on a piece of raw, organic jicama, but I changed my mind.