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Russian celebrities, like American celebrities only jankier (28 Photos)

June 22, 2010 | In: Celebrity, Girls

So I guess these are the most famous Russian celebrities. Personally I think Russian women are the hottest chicks on earth so I expected a higher grade of hotness here. I'm sure the world looks at some of our celebrities, horrified, but for the most part we bring the pain. Thoughts?

Mark

#4 is hot!

equusstercus

Is #5 her father?
LOL

American celebrities like Tila Tquila, Rosie O’Donnell, Whoopi Goldberg, Madonna, Lady GaGa, Kelly Clarkson, Oprah, M’onique, Britney Spears, Queen Latifah, Courntey Love, Snooki, Lindsey Lohan and many other paper bag (over the whole body) candidates are definitely way less janky than these women…
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CunningLinguist

good joke. now bring on the american women!

ugh

poor form russia…

Lev

This is expected. Eastern Europe is often called “backward”, correct? In this case we are reminded that their average girls are hotter, but their celebrity women (such as the retina-scarring #5 and #7) are not.
Unless they have inner beauty, or some crap like that…

Whiskey Tango

inner beauty? what kind of hippie bullshit are you try to spread?

Pat

I’d “hit um”
REDDRAGON

Ummm….No!
andipoo magoo

seriously? i mean, really? most of these girls(?) are definitely fugly, though i make an exception for #13.
okthenjustpickoneforme

I’m so grateful I live in a country where the best looking girls are not subject to deportation via mail order.
ozzie

4 and 19,you can keep the rest. HHNF blows these ladies out of the water,come on!

HellHathNoFury

With that little sub-yacht I built yesterday. But Sean Connery is coming after me now…

zym

Here’s the problem, you got pics from “Inappropriately Dressed Grandmother Awards”, which is like the Vibe Awards of Russia. That should clear it up.
tommybhoy

4, 18, 19, 20, 21 & 28 are hot and therefore bang-able

The rest need hit with a large pole, matrix style!

levitating

#16 anna paquin (looks a bit similar to..) #27 anna faris (read whats in the first set of parenthesis)

furthy

#6 reminds me of hillary clinton
goposaur

there must be a paper bag shortage over there.

Moar mail order brides plz.
Tiger’s Wood

Not very impressive as a whole, but some hot ones. But 7 WTF are you wearing, I went blind for a moment there.
thetech2

holy I think that was actually the russian transvestite award ceremony for the ugliest tranni geez guys thats the worst post in a while sorry my dick turned and ran
garp

…you sure these aren’t the Russian Adult Film Industry Awards? hideous for the most part, undesireable for all….
Anonymous

really wow im going back to the hot girls with camaras thread that was alot better
aleXTC

i like # 4,20
hardman

who is # 28 ???
Anonymous

Dear Chive,
I ordered a few of the mail-order brides you suggested. As you can see from the photos above, item was not as described and had been severely used. I think some of them are expired.

HellHathNoFury

Where’d my gravatar go? Jeez, I’m not that ugly. Seems I’m having that schizo problem again.

Anonymous

Bad examples…Hit and miss like in the rest of the world (except USA).
meh

#4 or #18 > Dave Chappelle
isawoj

#24 Is that her ear?

Dadaboi

Eww, why did you have to point it out?

thisisme

Wow, they can train those bears to do anything.
top dog

I’d tag em, just to hear them say “don’t stop” in their native tongue. I love women the world over.
John Candy

I think im going to go salute our flag for a couple of hours
Pres Obama

I’d hit #20 harder than I hit my sister!

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