• Anonymous

    ok, I’m all grossed out now. So much for IHOP

  • Chris

    #11. Wait, what? So somewhere out there, there’s a guy who has a tissue with someone else’s snot in it? Probably framed or in a case of some sort? Am I the only one that thinks something is wrong with this?

  • Anonymous

    I know, that makes almost as much sense as having her wipe her ass and sell that shit on ebay. People will buy anything.

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  • Mythbuster

    A speed of a sneeze is actually closer to about 35MPH.

    • Furthy

      Yep, I saw that episode over the weekend.

  • Robbo

    I do believe that my sinuses are above average on the snot production.

  • Doublenix

    #5: Busted on Mythbusters. Speed is closer to 30 MPH.

  • Robocop

    I just picked, and it was white. Man I need to cut back on the milk!!!

  • Pres Obama

    Wow, I learn so much from Chive!

  • Rob

    People think this is gross but it snot…

    #8 – I am not a hunter because I do not eat what I shoot!

    #10 – Now we know why they have a helicopter on “Whale Wars.”

    • Sal

      Lol at the corny joke haha

  • isawoj

    #7. Crazy Eskimos.

  • HellHathNoFury

    Just because one disgusting eskimo did that to her child, was seen, and told the foreigner ‘we all do that’, does not mean it is normal. Being a mom, the sight of a snot-nosed kid is one of few things that can make me gag.

    • MichaelGS

      I’m so tempted to make a joke about something else that can make you gag, but I’m gonna rise above this and not be childish. . . maybe later though 😉

  • Andy

    I can think of at least one other reason my boogers being white. Just ask my friend Charley

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