• Grimace

    Well this makes day three without alcohol.

  • chase

    This is the last time I use Eharmony…..

    • sfmountainbiker


      “This is the last time I use”

  • Gary

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  • Screech

    “Gary, your a man. Im a cocktail. The sex would just be akward.”

  • CunningLinguist

    in soviet russia, alcohol drinks you

  • mike

    they told me he wasn’t real, but he is. i love you master shake!

  • Anonymous

    You have to get creative if you want to masturbate in public these days

  • Kim

    At least im not keanu reeves

  • Rupert

    “If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain…”

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    He’s trying to quit drinking, but it will be a little more difficult than we thought

  • chuckles

    “Maybe if you were a Shirely Temple I wouldnt be so depressed all the time. I hate you Blue Hawiian!!!”

  • Riaad

    They still know it’s you Keanu!

  • Cliff

    Steve was beginning to regret saying yes to the “would you like a drink with that” question.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    When he asked Apu for the extra large Slurpee, he realized it would give a major brain freeze…

  • Bogart

    Psst, Hey Buddy, want some fries with this shake?

  • getrealmate

    Medical Practitioners teach that you are what you eat…….one too many supersize me!

  • stafferty

    And you thought it was a pain in the ass when you doctor told you to drink 8 glasses of water a day.

  • Annoyed Elephant

    So… what’s shakin’?

  • Nick

    Master Shake really let himself go.

  • Lance

    “My naaaame iiiiis Shake-zula, the mic-rulah…”

  • Brian


  • DoubleOhSeven

    Dear diary, the AA meetings aren’t helping. I get the feeling that I’m being followed.

  • Ugnott

    Tony Hayward getting his life back.

  • DrRockso

    Tim’s drinking problem followed him everywhere

  • knuckledonkey

    One Cup is sad. He misses his Two Girls.

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