Hot Right Now: People share their most embarrassing text fails (18 Photos)
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  • Dinger

    Why wont you look at me when we make love?

  • Big MIke

    By the look on his face you can tell that the drink is vagina flavored.

  • SomethingClever

    I don’t know… I just don’t know if these pants make me look gay enough… You know what I mean umbrella drink?

  • Merovingian

    If I can cheer up Keanu, I can cheer up you you miserable bastard!

  • joe

    My milkshake brings all the gays to the bench

  • Gonzo

    So… how does this work? Should I call you? Or was this just a one time thing?

  • me

    Brainfreeze my ass! You just don’t find me attractive anymore!

  • jjd241

    Wanna touch my straw?

  • Jonathan S.

    “Hello. My name’s Forrest. Forrest Gulp!”

  • doodle

    LOL…skinny jeans…..

  • OG

    Can’t Talk, neck deep in a Martini.

  • Shmekelek

    OH MY GOD WTF, LOOK!!!

    Those jeans are skinny

  • Carlos M

    so… you had a bad day???….

  • HellHathNoFury

    *guy in tight pants*-‘Yeah, lost a bet with the girlfriend and had to wear her pants to the mall, is that how you ended up dressed like that?’
    *drink*
    ‘Dressed like what?’

  • DOOGIE FRESH

    “WANNA TAKE A SLURP AND FORGET TONIGHT EVER HAPPEND?”

  • Soldotnaman

    “Hey man its o.k. some day you will find someone to suck on your straw too!”

  • rb

    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT!!

  • J.T-Bag

    “Dude, When I said ‘suck it’ I was talking about my straw. So, it’s not gay. Relax.”

  • Justin

    And now, we play the waiting game.

  • Jimi

    The new McDonald’s super-super-size meals were getting out of hand…..

  • Jimi

    When the lads asked little Johnny to come and play hockey with them he was overjoyed.

    In hindsight, the advice to “wear your protective cup” had been grossly mis-interpreted.

  • Jimi

    Mr Cup was wondering if his new straw-hat really suited him…..

  • Jimi

    Kevin quickly realised that ‘a very large cup-size’ in the ad, didn’t mean what he thought it did……

  • samantha

    “Just Hangin’ Out.”

  • chase3992

    “sup”

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