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June 23, 2010 |
In: Captions, Funny
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Why wont you look at me when we make love?
By the look on his face you can tell that the drink is vagina flavored.
I don’t know… I just don’t know if these pants make me look gay enough… You know what I mean umbrella drink?
If I can cheer up Keanu, I can cheer up you you miserable bastard!
My milkshake brings all the gays to the bench
So… how does this work? Should I call you? Or was this just a one time thing?
Brainfreeze my ass! You just don’t find me attractive anymore!
Wanna touch my straw?
“Hello. My name’s Forrest. Forrest Gulp!”
Can’t Talk, neck deep in a Martini.
OH MY GOD WTF, LOOK!!!
Those jeans are skinny
so… you had a bad day???….
*guy in tight pants*-’Yeah, lost a bet with the girlfriend and had to wear her pants to the mall, is that how you ended up dressed like that?’
‘Dressed like what?’
“WANNA TAKE A SLURP AND FORGET TONIGHT EVER HAPPEND?”
“Hey man its o.k. some day you will find someone to suck on your straw too!”
“Dude, When I said ‘suck it’ I was talking about my straw. So, it’s not gay. Relax.”
And now, we play the waiting game.
The new McDonald’s super-super-size meals were getting out of hand…..
When the lads asked little Johnny to come and play hockey with them he was overjoyed.
In hindsight, the advice to “wear your protective cup” had been grossly mis-interpreted.
Mr Cup was wondering if his new straw-hat really suited him…..
Kevin quickly realised that ‘a very large cup-size’ in the ad, didn’t mean what he thought it did……
“Just Hangin’ Out.”
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