June 23, 2010 |
In: Captions, Funny
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34…your tie is crooked.
On purpose ‘cuz he’s styyyylinnnnn
#30 is AWESOMESAUCE
What’s up with #27!? I play bass in a band…
It’s just a running joke amongst rock and metal bands that the order of intelligence goes down from guitarist>singer>drummer>bassist (C G C G C G C G… B FUCK YEAH). Of course it ain’t true (Steve Harris much?), but funny nonetheless.
What do you call a musican with out a girl friend? A Bass Player.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist’s arm?
A tattoo. ect…ect…
Exactly to say nothing of the fact a bassist has to be able to keep a beat, which lemme tell ya, ain’t always easy.
You can’t spell bass without ass.
most of these kinda suck.
#14 I do not condone terrorism, but if there were a hypothetically a person with a large collection of explosions…
Ah yes. I too had a dreamsicle once.
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I showed 27 to my bass player and he became totally irate. He hates this running joke. I think you ruined his day, Chive. Thankyou.
The MLK one made me laugh so hard I dropped my phone (with a customer on it… oops). I think I should feel bad, but dammit, good stuff.
Lol 4 chan… sad.
Yeah… I am deeply crushed and disappointed in TheChive
“You can have it if you want to live in Agora f**king hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I’m gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherf**king Wednesday.”
Couldn’t stop laughing for the last four…these are the posts that make me raff out roud.
Ugh Chive is just taking old memes and old pics again
WE DON’T FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!
I got in trouble for laughing, but then my foreman wanted to know what I was laughing at, and called a few other people in to laugh, too. I love you, Chive.
Dammit woman, I told you not to show my picture to anyone! People laugh at me enough at it is!
It’s the My Little Pony tattoo on my ass, isn’t it? I knew I should have had it removed. O_o
#5 is that Derry or Belfast?
I think I know # 16… hasnt come back yet
#34 a black belt would have been more appropiate. ‘cmon man!!
This was an awesome set! Anybody else save a few?
Can’t quit laughing at #40…
seen #7 and each time it’s confusing – why are his trousers so fucking wet? what’s the context here?
I believe Keanu was riding his cycle in the rain.
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