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  1. Viper says:

    So, this is what being first comment is like… i don’t see why people make such a big deal of it…

    • HellHathNoFirst says:

      How does it feel on top, big man? Did you climb a rickety ladder to get there? And kill all your adversaries? You totally said the ‘f’ word.

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  2. HellHathNoFury says:

    Emily posted mine on the Berry yesterday, some dude in Seattle hungover and trying to attach himself to window-washing cables. We were waiting with bated breath for the fall.

    • HeartUnderTheRose says:

      Those were your pics? Dammit, why can’t anything like that happen when I have my camera?! Oh wait, that’s because I live in Kansas, where nothing happens but wheat growing . . . fuck.

      • HellHathNoFury says:

        In morbid honesty, I was taking pics for when the death investigation happened. It didn’t, his co-worker screamed at him til he came down, but he had a small crowd gathered.

        • Creepsareforkeeps says:

          Hey Hellhathnomates? Why do you get thumbed down all the time? I find myself giving you as many thumbs up as i can (not literally, unless you’re into it!) just to balance things out.
          Haters gonna hate.

          • HellHathNoFury says:

            Just what everyone wants, a ‘pity thumb’.

            • SpatulaAssassin says:

              I don’t get it, what is it about serial comment artists that inspires so much contempt? Or is the thumb, in your case, a gesture meaning “down here, biatch”?

      • j12goose says:

        Don’t forget the rediculous heat……….Oh and the storms that seem to grow up out of the ground.

  3. Gordon of Hesselink says:

    #11 have i seen that in “the three stooges” before?

  4. dt520 says:

    I may not like the modern New York, but the people who built it had balls of steel like the beams they used.

  5. chickensauce says:

    STOP SPYING ON THE cONSTRUCTION OF MY HOUSE!
    SO WHAT IF I ADVISE QUESTIONABLE WORK ETHICS!?!?!

  6. Infamous9 says:

    Hey, If it wasn’t for the stupid, How else would anything get done?

  7. ken says:

    #s 5, 7, 19 FTW

    I wonder how many workers fell in building some of those early skyscrapers.

    I can imagine some folks at OSHA enjoying this thread.

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  9. Clint says:

    Those kids must be grounded. :-\

    • Amanwithanunecessarylongname says:

      Clint…I’d say their father is an electrician like myself who realizes it is only unsafe if they go inside the cabinet….but then again…if it starts buzzing….RUN!

  10. thetech2 says:

    I have done some umm contracting in other countries around the world most of which I carried a gun and most of the pics I could have taken and should have taken I would be shot for posting but I have seen lots of this stupidity all over the world and it never ceases to surprise me just how lucky some people can be at some time in their lives I love the ladders going up the church looks like some sort of holy school of training or right of passage to be fit to serve the lord lol lets see ys climb that with three guys shooting at ya and two kids throwing rocks

  11. Anonymous says:

    #20 the rope is so he pulls his buddy out with him so he won’t be alone in the land of stupid for eternity.

    #23, I’m sure that pushing a refridgerator up a ladder with one’s face isn’t good for the complexion

  12. Mr Mobius says:

    Surprised the last picture wasn’t the famous photo of workmen having lunch on a beam of steel overhanging a huge height in New York back around the start of the 20th century.

    • Creepsareforkeeps says:

      That picture was just a rafter within the Empire State Building. It wasn’t actually hanging over the side.

  13. DaddyD says:

    #5 looks shopped. Although it’s hard to be sure because of the angle, it does not appear that the forklift could have cleared the door with the missile loaded. In addition, the back wheel of the forklift doesn’t look quite right.

    • bcbeltes says:

      So because you’ve never seen a front wheel drive, rear steer forklift it’s ‘shopped’? This is a standard ‘lift.

    • Rusty says:

      Not hard to get the bomb out of that door. (Actually, I’m not even sure that it -is- a bomb … could be a fuel tank.) Come at the door at an angle, so that one end is fully out of the door, then swing the rear of the forklift around. Rear-steer gives you a LOT of maneuverability in tight spaces. You can do some amazing things with a forklift like that. I’ve done similar things, although not with bombs, and not with an ultimate fail at the end of it by driving off the dock …

  14. SaintxXxAsh says:

    scary! being on a properly set ladder scares me enough, but to be on a ladder held up by a ladder or person? noooo way.

  15. doo dah doo doo says:

    #14 wins

  16. im just me says:

    last one looks shopped

  17. bomb23 says:

    #21 the Chinese ARE known for their acrobatics.

    • workin_donkey says:

      And their delicious General Tso’s Chicken…and blind dudes that can take on a whole boatload of badass karate guys…and chopsticks…but mostly delicious food.

  18. zym says:

    One attack of seasonal allergies, and #20 goes from WTF to “Alejandro was a good man, a man who will be missed….”

  19. clip says:

    Safety 3rd….

    1. Fun
    2. Cost
    3. Safety

    That’s pretty much how my life is decided….

  20. voiceofreason99 says:

    #11 i love. (3rd man in blue says) oh, you need the wrench? i’ll go get it. splash! oops.

  21. aosux says:

    Who drills their temple? And a guy holding up another guy on a ladder takes some super strength.

  22. scarfie says:

    #7 This should be enough to channel 1.21 gigawatts worth of lightning – go Marty!

  23. JamJam says:

    Hey, that guy in #8 looks like my cousin… hmm..

  24. northerner says:

    the mere thought of #19 could cause uncontrolled urination. hate high places. hat’em.

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