Daily Afternoon Randomness (37 Photos)

  • paul

    I was hoping #37’s special talent involved ping pong balls

    • Markusb

      and a jello pit

      • Vic Vaselino

        And a carnie midget with blue balls.

    • so I

      “Nerds…..party of four…….nerds, your table is ready.”

      • Anonymous

        LOL table of four LOL good one.

  • selma

    and a game of naked twister

    • ttb

      …in the jello pit and involving ping pong balls. I’ll be the house DJ. Only “Electric Avenue” the 80’s classic by Eddy Grant shall be played durning the event

      • Thomas4som

        lol, I gotta start visiting the chive comment section a little more

  • paid for nothin'

    #22 is first in my book. Couldn’t help myself.

  • Superfresh

    WTF is #12?

    • Clickawhat

      Celing pubes, duh. Bill Murray —>

      • Clickawhat

        Double fail

    • ken


      #12 is a convention of Daddy Long Legs.

      #18: “I think I found something more delicious than a parfait!”

  • TexWatson

    #22 maniquin face?

    • Nateb123

      She certainly doesn’t have a face that says “I’m great to converse with”.

  • TheJerk

    i have nothing to say im just boed rly….now lets watch the thumbs fly down!

  • donuteyes

    where are all the cocksuckers writing ‘first’!!!

    • HellHathNoFury

      Well, I see one.

      • NOUU


  • timaaay

    nice to see the artist in #8 has his priorities right

  • HellHathNoFury

    10-I’ll bet cash that all of those iPhone idiots make fun of Twihards.
    Is 33 Mila Kunis on crack?
    You’re not the Tick. The Tick is awesome and has a spoon.
    What’s bad about 1 is that in the EMT trainee manual in Washington State, it has section about severed body parts, and the first instruction is ‘Do NOT try to ‘stick it back on’.’
    22, you’d be so much prettier without guido-tan and white lipstick.
    37, is your special talent taking pictures in public restrooms and tanning too much? I don’t get it. Nice boobs, tummy and pretty face with no makeup, though.
    19 sounds like the only good vuvuzela use ever. I’ll use it every time Bella shows no emotion whatsoever. I might go deaf.

    • HellHathNoTact

      I’m so voting myself down for that. God I’m a bitch sometimes.

      • Everyone

        Not just sometimes cunt

        • LOL Jesus

          I agree, you need to shut up bitch.

      • DaddyD

        HHNF — keep being a bitch. That way, your boyfriend will dump you and I will have a chance to win your heart.

    • Stan

      I don’t get what 37’s special talent is…what is she doing in the bottom picture??

      • z28js

        Placing an entire fist inside her mouth.

        A talent wasted with such poor target selection, however.

        • HellHathNoFury

          Look closely, her mouth isn’t open, you can see her jawline and chin against her right forearm. I think it may just be bending over. I’m not seeing her doing anything besides holding her hair back.
          To ‘Everyone’ and ‘LOL’, Please learn to use punctuation. Not just sometimes cunt? So, you’re an all the time cunt? I don’t get it. Add some commas, please.
          And I don’t have a boyfriend, just a philandering husband.

    • HellHathNoLesbos

      Cracks me up when this dyke tries to critique the hot chicks on here. I’ve seen your pics HH, you’re no catch.

      • unfairrobot

        On the contrary, HHNF looks quite fine from what little I’ve seen. What’s more, she has intelligence, a sense of humour and a healthy amount of attitude. Not to mention the fact that she appreciates the female form. What more do you want in a girl?

        • MichaelGS

          from the HHNF pics Ive seen, she’s pretty hot… bit of a short arse but hey what can you do :mrgreen:

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    I’m 99.999999999999999999999999999999 % sure that #10 was sent by a twilight female fan. The other % by a male man.

    • HellHathNoFury

      A male man? Say it ain’t so! I would have thought a mailman or a female man, but not a male man.

      • Nickincollege

        Haha, wow this probably the funniest thing I’ve read all night.

        • Nickincollege

          *this is

          • Creepsareforkeeps

            That’s why Nick need to spend more time in lecturers at college!

  • Michael

    2nd dude from the left in the 36th picture is now one of the best software engineers in the world. I’m serious.

    • garp

      …and invested all his money in a dutch pannekoek house franchise

    • LiaMMV

      That summer the remaining three invented the music genre of Hardcore.

  • Kevin

    That will teach Zach Galifianakis’ beard to take on Chuck Norris’ beard.

  • Anonymous

    14: Fucking ass kissers

  • SaintxXxAsh


    That’s the last piece of my childhood you’ll ever steal America…

    • skittles

      you’re dumb

    • Hubble

      *Moment of silence*…

      I was taking them for granted just weeks ago, and now they’re gone forever…

      • Hubble

        See the comment picture, that’s me with a candy cig. So happy, can’t you see?

  • dude

    dude, what is #14???

    • HellHathNoFury

      Pedobear on a children’s medical banner.
      And to the rest, the submitter is not an ass-kisser, they’re just yet another person who submitted an awesome photo, like thousands of others. funny that you didn’t call the girls who submitted photos ass-kissers.

      • http://metalcool36.wordpress.com metalcool36

        lmao I tend to always fancy your rebuttles because they aways tend to be right on queue. HHNF really does have no fury

        • LOL Jesus

          Buddy it’s spelled ‘rebuttal’. God, it’s idiots like you that encourage that annoying bitch. What kinda guy calls himself metalcool anyway lol

          • z28js

            Someone who met Al Cool, the jazz trumpeter.

            • Hubble

              z28, you just won yourself pun of the day award! congrats!

  • Eyeless Dog Pawless Dog Loveless Dog

    14 Fucking ass kissers

  • BillyD

    #27 that is on fat tic !!! WTF

  • TexWatson

    #33 WTF is that? I don’t even think I could get hard near that thing.

  • shakenyetstirred

    #25 Just. Brilliant.

    • OG

      don’t understand what’s going on

  • Nicnac

    #33 Geeze megan fox needs to stop with the plastic surgery.

  • pookie

    I’m more certain than ever this site just gets all its material off reddit

  • wally

    #31 oddly turned me on.

    oh god. what the internet has done to me.

  • Kip

    I wanna fuck on that last girl.

  • dt520

    #16 is completely normal, move along folks. Moose are much cheaper to train and pay as fighter pilots.

  • Josh

    26 is a blatent ripoff of a fark headline

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