It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (14 Photos)

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  • Anonymous

    Don't call me an idiot. But I don't get #17.

    • McBeastie

      Idiot.

      sorry, you opened yourself up to that one.

    • ikindalikeapples

      its pedobear…. kinda

      • McBeastie

        …paging Dr. Pedobear….

    • SaintxXxAsh

      You must not be from the chive then (as it clearly states)

      • Lionhearte

        theChive isn’t even where it originated from, but then again no one’s heard of 2ch anyways.

      • doublepedaldylan

        and you are an idiot if you think it originated here. There is a place it would be understood a lot better.

    • obamerica

      and here I was thinking it was because of the mos PRO Abortion president in American history………..

  • aosux

    #25, are you following the recipe from #23?

    • jhfdkjsd

      that recipe is not fake, it does make peanut butter cookies, i didn't believe my husband and he made some that way. they're not fantastic and they crumble easy, but they ARE cookies

      • Secret

        Once they've cooled off they don't crumble so easily. Just sayin'

  • lester

    Go apple, go orange, GO BANANA

    • frenchgirl

      my favourite Ralph’s moment!

  • TexWatson

    #24 Something strangely hot about her

    • johns melon camp

      maybe it’s her huge tits

    • McBeastie

      Huge tits and sausage in mouth…not sure what’s so strange about the hotness factor there.

    • username

      #24 FAIL! Wiener Schnitzel is not sausage! Still hot though, that is all

      • Nateb123

        Clearly username is a sausage connoisseur…fag.

    • dantesspot

      #25 is hotter…

  • Smeagol

    Is # 27 HHNF?

    • HellHathNoFury

      Yes, as is obvious, every single white female on this site is me. Whether they look like me or not. I would never wear that much blush. Nice teeth, though.

  • sm

    #24 and #25: WHO ARE THESE CHICKS?! ADD EM TO THE LIST CHIVE! FIND EM!

  • Joeyk

    Isnt the red uniform the captains uniform and would be better than the rest..? Sorry my geek is showing..

    • The Dude

      Your lack in geekyness is disturbing young padawan. The red shirts are the security force. Whenever someone needed to go into a dangerous situation (and Captain Kirk was too busy making out with green aliens) they would send the red shirts and most of the time at least one of them died.

      • northerner

        of course, it’s the “Star Trek Expendable Crewman” rule…in any opening scenes, if an away team is somewhere with an actor we’ve never seen before….he or she is toast…guaranteed…

      • kikiklass

        in TNG will riker’s uniform was red, and judging by the girl’s counsellor troy style uniform that is the show they are referencing

      • Ejigantor

        Yeah, those are clearly TNG uniforms, where Red is command, blue is Medical, and Yellow is everything fromSecurity to Engineering.

        Oh no, your lack of geek is showing

  • Nicnac

    ~adjusts nerd glasses~
    #2 As everyone knows, red shirts were security officers in The Original Series, and as such were the first to beam into dangerous situations and die. This photo depicts uniforms of The Next Generation where red is the command color. Therefore, this kid has actually been given a badge of honor…

    • The Dude

      Everyone knows that the original is the only one that matters. Screw the Next Generation. Picard sucks

      • Joeyk

        Woah, thats just unacceptable. Jean Luc Picard does not suck, thats straight up blasphemy

        • The Dude

          Ok ask yourself this question. How many times did Picard leave the ship? Almost never he always sent his “number 1” to check things out. What did Kirk do? I’ll tell you what he did he went down to that planet killed everything without asking questions and sleep with all of the women down on the planet. And that is how we know Kirk is an American. Picard is British so he always had someone to do his work. So in conclusion Picard is a puss

          • Joeyk

            Have you ever even watched the next generation? I cant remember how many times captain picard uttered the words “number one you have the bridge” while picard went and took care of business. Dont get me wrong I like captain kirk he was the man, all the way up until he got taken out by a walkway..watch out for them big scary walkways..you know who wasnt killed by a wittle walkway? Picard. Boom, done move on.

          • Anonymous

            Or Picard a genius and the people he sends into danger are mouthbreathing dumbasses.

          • forge

            The captain of the f*cking ship going on every single away mission is fricking asinine; the captain is NOT someone who can just leave the ship any time he wants to go have a little adventure. It is exactly correct that Picard delegated responsibility to others and it shouldn’t even have been any bridge officers, you send peons on away missions, not the five or six top-ranking people on the entire fricking ship.

  • Mark

    I think #25 is the porn star Brooke Skye.

    • P-90

      What’s porn?
      Whover she is she’s gorgeous.

    • zak

      Incorrect

    • wally

      dude i’m not sure if you know this or not, but porn stars are for the most part, good in bed, but rather ugly.

    • forge

      Possibly but this girl looks a lot prettier than what I got googling Brooke Skye. Not a single clothed picture by the way, that’s pretty amazing, not *one* that didn’t look like a GYN examination.

  • E

    #25 is my dream girl

  • Steeltoast

    #25 full of WIN

  • Joeyk

    Have you ever even watched the next generation? I cant remember how many times captain picard uttered the words “number one you have the bridge” while picard went and took care of business. Dont get me wrong I like captain kirk he was the man, all the way up until he got taken out by a walkway..watch out for them big scary walkways..you know who wasnt killed by a wittle walkway? Picard. Boom, done move on.

  • chris

    chive dont yuo know what a wiener schnitzel is? google is your friend

  • Da Cuntstabber

    7: Chapman Foreva!!

  • HellHathNoFury

    Dear God, there is a Star Trek fight going on. It’s like a car crash, both horrible and enthralling. Does anyone else see this? Did I remember my meds?

    • northerner

      Snicker! Mention anything Star Trek and us Trek Nerds come right out of the woodwork. Guaranteed. Just like the unknown actor on an away mission. He’s guaranteed to be eaten by an alien monster or vaporized by something. Trek happens. & will do so forever…Live Long and Prosper HHNF!

  • pooks

    23 does not turn into fire

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    Bono fail

  • She

    Actually, #23 is the drunk version of peanut butter cookies….for those times when you’re dying for something sweet, but can’t wrap your mind around more than a 1:1:1 ratio….Also, they’re effing delicious.

  • forge

    #25 I couldn’t possibly care less if she’s in the kitchen or not, frankly if she were in my orbit she could do what she liked, I’d even cook for *her.* She’s about 1/3 my age and a bit thin but BOY is she pretty.

  • Buffet

    What sissy, homo pencilneck is responsible for #15????

  • Buffet

    Comments from faggots are NOT funny!

  • Anonymous

    Her place is not the kitchen. That’s so wrong man. It’s in the bedroom.

  • Luca

    #13 is Epic!

    Please, tell me there’s a video on Youtube!

  • Sarah

    The peanut butter cookie recipe actually works. It’s called Flourless Peanut Butter cookies. I’ve made them several times.

    • matuska

      so true! i felt this needed pointing out- these cookies are delicious! a friend of mine made them just a few weeks ago!

      duly noted, #23 discredited. 😛

  • Smitty

    #23?

    WRONG. It makes awesome cookies.

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