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June 28, 2010 |
In: Douchebags, Funny, Random
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Damn, Winehouse, Why…
#1 already made my Monday
And you have made mine
#3 and #10 forever… #23 seems gross but I’d still clean her up with my tongue.
yeah, that’s the only time i’d eat me some baked beans..
#22 is from a horror photographer named Joshua Levine. Some of his work will seriously fuck you up.
Also, that little girl is his daughter
no. no it's not. stop trying to sound cool.
#6 what the hell is that crap?
dude, this is a good one.
#9 lol. “why is it i gag when i brush my teeth but not when i give my boyfriend oral?”"apparently your tooth brush is bigger…..” <~~jef fa fa dunHAM
#12 i really could have done without seeing,
#20 if thats kong, shouldnt his kong be larger? i mean, not to sound gay(pretty sure i did…but who cares)but seriously, when people see something big, theyre like "fuck, he looks like king kong" or "fuck, thats a kong dick"…nm
#22motherfuck that shit.
#23 at first i was like, wtf beans, but then i was like, shits, thats kinda hot. pork n beans and a ginger? all i need is some ps3, cold beer and that would be an awesome evening.
Gorillas actually have small penises and testicles. I remember reading about it from some scentific study. I believe it said the testicle size was relevant to how promiscuous they are by nature. Gorilla’s only have one mate for life, even if they die, so they don’t have the necessity to produce much, whereas monkey’s have larger balls than humans (percentage-wise compared to their body size, anyway) because monkeys are so promiscuous. Multiple males will do the same female and whoever ejaculates the most inside of her has the best chance of being the father.
So yeah, gorillas have tiny junk.
cool story bro…
She’s still hot. BTW am I the only one who immediately thought of the movie Tommy after seeing that picture?
That was my first thought too
#1 is funny as hell, both of em look bored. When you don’t have anything else to do, you play with your balls, or amuse yourself. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I think I could learn to like beans.
I think I could learn to lick beans.
I think I could learn to lick …
beans never looked so delicious.
23 is just nasty, nothing sexy about that at all.
Know how I know you’re gay?
because you still use that quote??
Sorry, only Bill Murrays allowed in this string of comments (prays that this avatar comes out as Bill Murray)
#20 wow, talent.
I always suspected that Clark Kent was fucking Bruce Wayne!!!!!!!
#22 is the clown from It. And now I am going to have nighmares for a week. I hate Pennywise!!!!
Shit. Do chicks really use dildos that big? Loose much?
Ew. Ow ow ow ow ow. I think you’d need some kind of surgery. at least childbirth wouldn’t be an issue. Blehehech.
#8 i feel bad for anyone who sees that in a dark alley
correction Jeff, for #22 i believe the name is Joshua Hoffine, but the rest is correct.
Damn racist ants
Damn Amy Winehouse kinda looks like the ant in 26 only worse.
#8. DEAR. GOD. WHY???????????
I did NOT need to see that one…
That is BAD…
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, OVER!?!?!?!?!?!
The sixt picture should be called:
Geek halloween party….
#9 I bet her parents are so proud.
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