Daily Afternoon Randomness (34 Photos)

  • raw doggin randoms

    Come on Pedobear. Guest spots for Starbucks? You’re better than that

    • Hubble

      You know he’s always up for more face time with…people.

  • The Invisible Man

    Looks like I got noticed in number 34, do you like my work?

    • Everyone

      Yes we do. Thank you invisible man, thank you!

    • someguy

      so you are invisible… and all you do is lifting her skirt ? (…)

      • http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

        No, that’s just all that Chive is legally allowed to show of his work

        • FartFace

          good work, Invisible Man. i was about to thank Mother Nature for this one..

  • Jaf

    Just when I thought I had forgotten about the “rhino giving birth scene” you guys bring it all back

  • Woody

    #8… nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

    • ...

      she probably used to be a good looking girl until the HGH OD

    • DaddyD

      You have all your taste in your mouth. She’s attractive, trim, fit, and I would be delighted to have her bouncing my back off the ceiling.

      • Anonymous

        not sure if want…

        • Masschine

          I’ll take her. Just I hope I survive the night cause it’ll be one to remember.

          • spook01

            she’s probably packing downstairs…

  • tommybhoy

    I want #12 as a poster in my house!!!!!1!!

  • PAt

    Dear Will,
    I’ll take her… Thanks!

    • zym

      Look, obviously we’ll need a schedule. I’ll take all prime number days, you can have the divisible by 5’s (non-prime), someone can have the other evens, etc.

      I’ll make a chart.

      • Anonymous

        I’ll take her everyday that ends with y. Sound fair guys?

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  • jjfjjjf

    Dear Will,
    Shave her arms and we have a deal. No, wait, she has man chest. No deal.
    – The world.

    • zym

      Lot of men near you have big tits? If so, that’s your problem, not ours.

      • jjfjjjf

        no, but most hot women don’t increase their bust by working out their pecs. Looks like she traded boobs with hulk hogan.

        • forge

          Dude, a girl with a healthy chest is a girl with a healthy chest. You’re a maroon.

          • HellHathNoFury

            We must, we must, we must increase our busts! The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater, the boys will come to us!
            How’s that for Worst Earbug Ever?

            • northerner

              OK, girl, at least you get a thumb up for the effort…lame, but an attempt, nonetheless, lol!

            • thatguyyousaw

              @HHNF love the new pic. @jjfjjjf, she has a great chest your an idiot

            • http://metalcool36.wordpress.com metalcool36

              HHNF loving the new pic although not discrediting the last one, it seemed rather fun. As far as The Chive goes I feel obligated to ask you based on the new one, any lower back problems?? Randomize yourself, we all want it to happen!! My moccasin agrees…

  • Kyle

    Life is so lonely. I am a doctor, rich and single at present. I need a woman who can love me back.
    I also uploaded my hot photos on ___ M E E T R I C H E S // COM ___ under the name of Bob1098… It’s the largest and best club for seeking CEOs, athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities. If you are serious, please check it out! I’m waitting for you there.

    • http://metalcool36.wordpress.com metalcool36

      This guy is a lying sack of shit -.-
      Starts off saying his name is Kyle.. Then you read on and his username is Bob1098.. Something seems a lil fishy here. Damn doctors!!

  • Sauru

    hey will be carefull with giving her over to the chive, we might not give her back

  • aosux

    Best photographer of the year award goes to…#34

    • northerner

      #34, OH YEAH! That photographer’s luck reminds me of an old Emerson, Lake & Palmer tune from years ago, “….Oh, what a lucky man he was…”! Absolutely beautiful blond…her face, hair, legs…and bum. Stunning. Wow. Made my day.

      • forge

        You guys know that’s fishing line holding up her skirt, right? Utterly staged.

        • northerner

          Hey, don’t care how it got up in the air! As long as it got lifted up and we get to see what’s under it!

  • Name

    Odd, I don’t see in #7 the hook and fwap towel hanging off the inside of that door.

  • LOLrobot

    I have no objection whatsoever to seeing more of #5 to make a better evaluation of her hottness. Will, would you kindly oblige plz and kthx?

  • SaintxXxAsh

    Pedobear always makes me smile. I need a pedohoodie

    • Hubble

      Amen. Except to the pedohoodie part. It’s a pretty bold move, I don’t think I could pull it off.

  • wally

    #24 is photoshopped, right?

    • northerner

      If it’s not….that’s definitely SICK humor. Um, did I just say “humor”? Forget it…

      • fuzzybeard2016

        If it isn’t photoshopped, it’s the funniest/grossest movie tie-in ever! Twilight’s the only thing that the women in my department would talk about @ break today…

  • Bob Loblaw

    #6 killed Newman.

  • http://metalcool36.wordpress.com metalcool36

    #1. Girl in blue looks like shes about to have a really bad day
    #32. Already is having a bad day.
    #34. MADE MY DAY!!!

  • northerner

    #8, why, why, why, must a beautiful woman insist on destroying her femininity like that? What makes her life so empty that she must fill it with endless workouts and end up there. No, that’s not as bad as some depicted on this blog, but it is still so sad. I’m all for being in shape (God knows I need it as much as the next guy…) and muscle tone, but….as many of us have said here, a man must never look like a woman and a woman must never look like a man. It’s totally against the design parameters…

  • Dr. Richard Goesinyou

    #7 is a jack-shack and probably smells like pine-sol.

  • dt520

    #7… suddenly a whole room being used for a cave like that looks less sad.

    #22 if thats real, where is it?

  • Bella

    I think #5 seems like Jailbait.

  • TheChive

    You can…have her back.
    The Chive

  • thetech2

    number 34 ,,,,I’d rather look at the brunette i like them better the blonde is great but often people overlook the brunettes of the world for some shiny haired bimbo I love brunettes

    • CapnS

      That only comes off as *mildly* creepy on a scale from none to eek

  • http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

    i want 4 Keanu Moon on a shirt NOW

    • northerner

      BTW, RTD, been wonderin’ just what weapon you’re holdin’ on your shoulder…

      • http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

        It’s from my favorite Arcade game, House of the Dead (4)

        • northerner


  • Trickey

    #7 office masturbation chamber, see the stains on the floor.

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