Doesn’t it at least depend on the penis, or the guy who’s controlling said penis (or being controlled by)? I suppose that’s where “Some” comes into play.
Well played…. covering your basis in a short and simple sentence…. next time.
Also, I didn’t know will ferrell was a single doctor. Might want to hit up some of that penis. He apparently goes by the nickname fgzdg, which I believe is pronounced “frank” in czech.
Some of that is funny as hell, food shaped like a dick. I wonder what gender designed this stuff. “Dick food for sale, dick food for sale, get em while they’re hot….and hard!!!!” HAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha!!!!
Life is so lonely. I am a doctor, rich and single at present. I need a woman who can love me back.
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i love me some penis.
lol, get ready for 10 creepy guys to follow that up with some cheezy comebacks… well 9 now :/
And I love a woman that love what she like.
Doesn’t it at least depend on the penis, or the guy who’s controlling said penis (or being controlled by)? I suppose that’s where “Some” comes into play.
Well played…. covering your basis in a short and simple sentence…. next time.
Also, I didn’t know will ferrell was a single doctor. Might want to hit up some of that penis. He apparently goes by the nickname fgzdg, which I believe is pronounced “frank” in czech.
What in the hell are you talking about???
Meth is a hell of a drug.
I wouldn’t know, but that’s what I hear.
This is by far the gayest thread on theChive.
#19 HA! i’ve seen that sign! never really thought of it that way be4…
#13, my bad
hi x how r u oh that’s good to hear. Finding it too easy genteman? I w u py
Love the fact that the baker called #5 "magic wands" ^^
isn't that the one item that was designed to actually look like a penis, all the others just happened to be phallic in the eye of the beholder.
I like the fuzzy cactus dick the most.
Leave to the French and their gay crap. ( not that there’s anything wrong with it)
“only like 8% of the kids do it…”
Lol, that’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this.
haha, great minds think alike….and now for the hat-trick please be Farley–>
aha i genuinely cant understand why someone would specifically choose such an obviously penis shaped chandelier – HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO PEOPLE?
I KNOW! After I saw that, I couldn’t really focus on the other pictures. Really? What the hell else could that chandelier possibly be?
AquaFresh – the cure for dick breath.
Some of that is funny as hell, food shaped like a dick. I wonder what gender designed this stuff. “Dick food for sale, dick food for sale, get em while they’re hot….and hard!!!!” HAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha!!!!
Life is so lonely. I am a doctor, rich and single at present. I need a woman who can love me back.
I also uploaded my hot photos on ___ M E E T R I C H E S // COM ___ under the name of Bob1098… It’s the largest and best club for seeking CEOs, athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities. If you are serious, please check it out! I’m waitting for you there.
A very phallic post on The Chive.
I love big fat juicy dicks shoved up in my tight wet pussy
Fuck it
This is to damn funny. It's been a while for me so when I have a chance to see a cock, I'll take it, even if it's not a real one. LOL