People, get your mind out of the gutter (15 Photos)

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  • SaintxXxAsh

    i love me some penis.

    • spook01

      lol, get ready for 10 creepy guys to follow that up with some cheezy comebacks… well 9 now :/

    • top dog

      And I love a woman that love what she like.


      Doesn’t it at least depend on the penis, or the guy who’s controlling said penis (or being controlled by)? I suppose that’s where “Some” comes into play.

      Well played…. covering your basis in a short and simple sentence…. next time.

      Also, I didn’t know will ferrell was a single doctor. Might want to hit up some of that penis. He apparently goes by the nickname fgzdg, which I believe is pronounced “frank” in czech.

      • top dog

        What in the hell are you talking about???


          Meth is a hell of a drug.

          I wouldn’t know, but that’s what I hear.

          • Lionhearte

            This is by far the gayest thread on theChive.

            • wickedjack

              #19 HA! i’ve seen that sign! never really thought of it that way be4…

            • wickedjack

              #13, my bad

    • vel

      hi x how r u oh that’s good to hear. Finding it too easy genteman? I w u py

    • Mystery

      Hey wats ur name B)

  • frenchgirl

    Love the fact that the baker called #5 "magic wands" ^^

    • SilentThunder

      isn't that the one item that was designed to actually look like a penis, all the others just happened to be phallic in the eye of the beholder.

  • Trang Pek

    I like the fuzzy cactus dick the most.

  • Anonymous

    Leave to the French and their gay crap. ( not that there’s anything wrong with it)

  • spook01

    “only like 8% of the kids do it…”

    • McLovin

      Lol, that’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

      • spook01

        haha, great minds think alike….and now for the hat-trick please be Farley–>

  • flenin

    aha i genuinely cant understand why someone would specifically choose such an obviously penis shaped chandelier – HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO PEOPLE?

    • Sizzle

      I KNOW! After I saw that, I couldn’t really focus on the other pictures. Really? What the hell else could that chandelier possibly be?

  • Stefan Hartman

    AquaFresh – the cure for dick breath.

  • top dog

    Some of that is funny as hell, food shaped like a dick. I wonder what gender designed this stuff. “Dick food for sale, dick food for sale, get em while they’re hot….and hard!!!!” HAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha!!!!

  • fgzdg

    Life is so lonely. I am a doctor, rich and single at present. I need a woman who can love me back.
    I also uploaded my hot photos on ___ M E E T R I C H E S // COM ___ under the name of Bob1098… It’s the largest and best club for seeking CEOs, athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities. If you are serious, please check it out! I’m waitting for you there.

  • Beamer

    A very phallic post on The Chive.

  • Anonymous

    I love big fat juicy dicks shoved up in my tight wet pussy

  • Dickhead

    Fuck it

  • Wendy Novak

    This is to damn funny. It's been a while for me so when I have a chance to see a cock, I'll take it, even if it's not a real one. LOL

  • Anonymous

    Man I love funny penis pics

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