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People, get your mind out of the gutter (15 Photos)

June 29, 2010 | In: Creepy, Funny

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SaintxXxAsh

i love me some penis.

spook01

lol, get ready for 10 creepy guys to follow that up with some cheezy comebacks… well 9 now :/
top dog

And I love a woman that love what she like.
ROFLCentral.com

Doesn’t it at least depend on the penis, or the guy who’s controlling said penis (or being controlled by)? I suppose that’s where “Some” comes into play.

Well played…. covering your basis in a short and simple sentence…. next time.

Also, I didn’t know will ferrell was a single doctor. Might want to hit up some of that penis. He apparently goes by the nickname fgzdg, which I believe is pronounced “frank” in czech.

top dog

What in the hell are you talking about???

ROFLCentral.com

Meth is a hell of a drug.

I wouldn’t know, but that’s what I hear.

Lionhearte

This is by far the gayest thread on theChive.

wickedjack

#19 HA! i’ve seen that sign! never really thought of it that way be4…
wickedjack

#13, my bad

vel

hi x how r u oh that’s good to hear. Finding it too easy genteman? I w u py
http://Wiki.com Mystery

Hey wats ur name B)

frenchgirl

Love the fact that the baker called #5 "magic wands" ^^

SilentThunder

isn't that the one item that was designed to actually look like a penis, all the others just happened to be phallic in the eye of the beholder.

Trang Pek

I like the fuzzy cactus dick the most.
Anonymous

Leave to the French and their gay crap. ( not that there’s anything wrong with it)
spook01

“only like 8% of the kids do it…”

McLovin

Lol, that’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

spook01

haha, great minds think alike….and now for the hat-trick please be Farley–>

flenin

aha i genuinely cant understand why someone would specifically choose such an obviously penis shaped chandelier – HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO PEOPLE?

Sizzle

I KNOW! After I saw that, I couldn’t really focus on the other pictures. Really? What the hell else could that chandelier possibly be?

Stefan Hartman

AquaFresh – the cure for dick breath.
top dog

Some of that is funny as hell, food shaped like a dick. I wonder what gender designed this stuff. “Dick food for sale, dick food for sale, get em while they’re hot….and hard!!!!” HAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha!!!!
fgzdg

Life is so lonely. I am a doctor, rich and single at present. I need a woman who can love me back.
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Beamer

A very phallic post on The Chive.
Anonymous

I love big fat juicy dicks shoved up in my tight wet pussy
Dickhead

Fuck it
https://www.facebook.com/AsianDoll75 Wendy Novak

This is to damn funny. It's been a while for me so when I have a chance to see a cock, I'll take it, even if it's not a real one. LOL
Anonymous

Man I love funny penis pics

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