Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (25 Photos)

  • neil the ork

    number 24 makes me happy! and yes, i probably would do number 1!! good set.

    • Tiger's Wood

      You’re one sick bastard! You do realize that you would still be doing guy right?

      • CunningLinguist

        those base boards are nasty. do you really want a chick that doesnt clean house?

        • forge

          That’s not her house you dingbat. She probably had never seen that place before and never went there again. The photographer probably said “hey, an abandoned apartment, perfect place to snap some porn.” And off they went.

  • JS.

    #24 is Demi B from Met Art

    • Anonymous

      Kudos to JS for knowing his teenlesiporn
      4 stars for you

    • JS_FAN

      Kusos to JS for not only knowing his TeenLeziPorn by sight but for being proud enough to share it.

      Four stars for you

    • Lionhearte

      JS Delivered!

      I won’t look her up tho. Nope. Not gonna do it.

      • garp

        …and yet you did, didn’t you? tell the truth now

        • Thompson

          Fidel Castro eating a roast beef sandwich.

      • forge

        Yeah the butt’s even more amazing when it’s bare.

    • Moe

      yep, saw it a day ago

  • Ben the King

    #1…eww a transvestite…wait, pre-op or post-op?

    • Ynot

      Damn it! Is it bad that I know she/he is a pre/post op guy and still find her hot?!

  • HellHathNoFury

    14 is so cute! 21: nice play with the brightness.

    • Trogdor

      ur dumb.. it aint fake

      • HellHathNoFury

        Oh, your articulate comment is intimidating me. I now feel truly dumb.

        • Hubble

          I’m thinkin’ 14 is SCARY. That’s a precursor to zombies, yo!

    • Ynot

      #14 isn’t cute, he’s a fucking slacker feeding some large as rodents!

      • Dizzle

        actually they’re not rodents, they’re in the order Carnivora and more closely related to bears and dogs than rodents….

        • HellHathNoFury

          I have 3 raccoons that come to my home every night, 2 squirrels and occasionally a possum. They are never hostile, they have been trained to back off when we come to the porch to put their food out, and they often come into the house if the door is open. They are very good at chasing off ‘strange’ raccoons and they get along famously with my bunnies. One loves to be petted on the head. They’re far better than the neighbor’s yippy dogs.

      • DaddyD

        The cat’s tail hasn’t even moved. M’thinks that HHNF got this one right.

        • forge

          The only difference is the first one was taken with a flash, thus the window frame is illuminated. HHNF is as always one smart chick.

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            • HellRazer

              The cats tail did move, it’s higher in the 2nd one. And the leaves in the trees look differant, possibly from following the sun all day(or maybe its just windy). I’m not saying that a full day elapsed between shots, I’m just saying these are definatly 2 differant pics.

  • aosux

    #24 made the rest worth going through

  • ds

    12- how can the pilot see?

    • top dog

      That my friend, have not been figured out yet.

      • forge

        You don’t need to be able to see to fly a jetliner *now* much less one of these techno-nightmares. Ever heard of fly by wire? Fly by instruments? That’s this.

        • garp

          …forge is correct, look at the Spirit of St. Louis, Lindbergh’s plane, no forward cabin window, Charles L. would hang his head out the side window while he ate egg salad sandwiches and periodically banged his head on the instrument panel to stay awake…the same technology will apply here…

    • Dave

      Either way, that’s not an actual photo of the plane, it’s just a rendered drawing. I assume the windshield will be added later.

      • forge

        Not for a supersonic jetliner that makes suborbital fights, it won’t. You don’t *need* a windscreen, it’s completely *vestigial.*

  • aosux

    I’m serious considering doin that with my child thats due at the beginning of next year.

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  • Harold^Sick

    Number 24 made me spontaneously combust. The firefighters are typing this in for me, as my house literally melted around me, once I saw that photo, and I am now a pile of ash. A happy happy pile of ash.

  • Bud Uglay

    #16 is fake. At least, I assume so.

  • stafferty

    Yoga pant -> Ha-rumph

  • #22

    her name is Larissa Riquelme, for those interested

  • isawoj

    #3 is also an ass hat for stealing some store’s shopping cart.

    • name

      For all you know he bought it from them when they were going out of business. I only hope people give such benefit of the doubt whenever you're caught in a questionable situation.

  • Rummy

    Loving the hq

  • qwerty

    CHivers, 22 went topless. her names larissa riquelme (NSFW)

    • JDub

      you sir are much appreciated!
      Thank you

  • Paul

    Just when I thought the chive could not possibly get any better…

  • Mattythegooch


    • Mattythegooch

      #9- Pavones, Costa Rica?? either way, its’a nice!

  • zym

    #1 has left me confused and shameful. Kind of like Miley Cyrus pics or HHNF’s new avatar.

    And #13, allow me, nice puppies!

  • liammv

    Transgenders should be legally obligated to inform you of their previous identity before you commit to anything, y’know, below the waistline. And no, I am not speaking from experience.

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    #23 i think that phone it’s a… #24 WHOA… What was i talking about?

    • Gordon of Hesselink

      I mean #22. U see?

  • matt

    number 24 is a Goddess

  • matt

    chive please find out who number 24 is i must know a name …please

    • aosux

      Scroll up sir. You’re welcome.

      • aosux

        Sorry dude. That was #22 they were naming. So many chicks and so many #s

        • Just Don't

          Don’t say sorry, Dude. Someone DID post #24’s name. Apparently she is Demi B from Met Art.

          Seriously, don’t EVER say sorry.

  • Hubble

    PEDOCARD! yaaaaay.

    Amusing requirement for sex offenders.

  • Creeped out

    I’d hit it….and when I say hit it I of course mean with a big stick full of rusty nails.

  • aosux

    Here’s a question. If a guy gets with a trans…whatever and he is gay for it. Is it then not morally wrong to beat the shit out of it? Discuss

    • HellHathNoFury

      I think you should be entitled to giving them a good whack, at least. I put that up there with not telling your partner about an STD. It can ruin you life and reputation, and the deceiver should take any punishment they receive like a…um, like a…man. So to speak. Ew.

      • NOUU

        will u be my goddess?

  • L D B

    Loving the HQ gallery, let’s see more of these! Chive-on

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