This chick just got $750 million richer (32 Photos)

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Elin Nordegren just got paid, boy. As part of the deal, Tiger Woods is also banned from letting girlfriends near his kids. That's right, he can't bring a single girl around his kids unless he marries her. Oh, and then there's the $750 million dollars (I had earlier said $75 million on accident), the largest celebrity divorce settlement in earth's history. Today theCHIVE solutes you, Elin 'Moneybags' Nordegren.

  • ladyguitarstar

    Damn that’s alot of money

  • top dog

    Well, however much she DO get, she won’t have to play nanny anymore, that is, if they actually get a divorce.

    • SaintxXxAsh

      I like how you kanye’d your typo.

  • Dr Evil

    I think he had to pay her……..one hundred billllllion dollarss………… ;-o

  • WTMFF TIGER????

    # 25???? Really??? sick.

  • haha

    it’s cause he’s black

    (now try to figure out in what context I am using that)

  • William

    Elin- call me.

  • Smeagol

    Someone who eats steak every night of his life will ultimately crave a PB&J sandwich.

  • Sean

    DEWD…run the numbers. If she was to put $750m in the bank *long term* to get a guaranteed rate of ~3.5%, SHE WOULD MAKE $2.25m A MONTH DOING NOTHING! (bitch…grumble grumble)

  • J P

    All the sluuutbag was in it for anywayz…. Tiger knew this day was coming the day he said I DO!

  • aosux

    He should have just done it in front of her!

  • Nolok

    Thats enough money for me to choose killing her over settling…

  • petwookiee

    If a period were worth $100K, that’s:
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  • Insert Name Here

    Haha Tiger fucked up, what a dumbass

  • NOUU

    and with our current administration she will need all that just to buy a sandwich.

  • pookie

    seriously, what did she expect? No one that famous and rich marries a woman that hot for her personality or affection. She’s fine as hell and pumped out some good lookin kids. Go get some more pussy, Tiger.

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  • Anonymous

    So he’s worked like a dog nearly all day every day since he was like five years old to become a world champion, she marries into his lifestyle which he completely paid for and somehow that entitiles her to half his money when they separate, oh yeah that seems fair.

    • ColinZeal

      … and he would keep all his hard earned money had not he cheated on her. That’s fair

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  • wikus

    tigger is my Heroo!! real jesus of depravation!!

  • chris

    Better yet, Elin is SINGLE now!

    btw, that last girl is actually the girl in #24, not the Lordena chick…

  • TexWatson

    Man she must be really really bad in bed

  • Anonymous

    is #28 Chelsea handler?

  • dt520

    I’d still go after her, pre-nup and she’d sign it with no question. I mean fuck, she has 750 million dollars, why the hell would she care about getting 600 bucks from my bank account?

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  • Dude

    Man, the more money you make, the more expensive the sex.

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