This chick just got $750 million richer (32 Photos)

Elin Nordegren just got paid, boy. As part of the deal, Tiger Woods is also banned from letting girlfriends near his kids. That's right, he can't bring a single girl around his kids unless he marries her. Oh, and then there's the $750 million dollars (I had earlier said $75 million on accident), the largest celebrity divorce settlement in earth's history. Today theCHIVE solutes you, Elin 'Moneybags' Nordegren.

  • mj

    how about this? Don’t propose to someone if you don’t want to be monogamous. It’s that fucking simple. Hot or not, rich or not.

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  • Mike

    Tiger’s not a dumbass or even at fault, legally that is. Morally, yes he’s a bad man. Only in the US do women feel they’re entitled to 750 million dollars because thier husband wasn’t faithful. What a load of shit. This kind of news makes me want to release a super-flu and wipe the world clean of human beings who have obviously lost all sense of right and wrong. Women need to stop fucking whining for money when they’re not treated nice. Equality? Yeah, right, no such thing as long as this shit continues to go on.

    • HellHathNoFury

      He shouldn’t have cheated. He could have given her and, through her, their children STDs. Plus, it’s a shite thing to do. But I agree with your principle. Money is nice, to say the very least, but self-respect is priceless. I don’t want a god damned dime of my husbands money since he cheated. If you’re taking his money, it means you’re still volunteering to be his property, and that you need him. It’s not ‘hitting him where it hurts’, its showing that ‘even though you don’t love or respect me, I still need your support’. i think it’s worse than whoring. Keep treating me like shit and i’ll keep hitting you up for money. How ironic, that the more money she gets out of it, the cheaper she is. Child support is one thing, but when you’re a model and have your own income, don’t accept anything from a man who treats you like garbage.

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  • forge

    Tiger: you are an epic, legendary dumbass. You LOSE.

    Elin: Congratulations, now don’t become an ostentatious rich-bitch slutbag or something; it’s probably best if you and the kids just disappear, none of you will ever have to work a day in your lives so go and be comfortable AWAY from the cameras.

    • Cheez

      Way to tell ’em, buddy!
      Make sure they hear ya good, gosh darnit!

      Forge is the most epic, legendary, awesome, ftw, leetsauce win guy ever!

  • JizzyS

    Damn son, no bitch is worth 750$ mils. Man should’ve keep his dong in the leash.

  • Anonymous

    Who’s the beautiful blond? Is that ugly guy her driver?

  • uaapfan

    This whole thread should be a motivational poster:

    If you focused on the typos, I have some bad news for you…

  • Adam

    As a fellow Swede, she could give that money to someone like, let’s say… me?

  • Brandon

    His daughter has a Devilock, so, yeah… that’s kind of cool.

  • vince

    id still hit #31 I think she is cuter with a little cushion. I bet her titties grew as well

  • @danieljillm

    Paid $50 for my last hooker…got a better deal than Tiger got

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  • Lou

    You don't happen to have Elin's phone number do you? I just want to make sure no one swindles her out of that money, for a small fee of course.

  • ferd

    She's still smoke damaged

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