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Pulp Fiction reference made my day.
#14′s pretty neat
5-I have seen the horrors of war, and they sadden me. Onward, steed!
18- BAD RESPAWN, BRO
50 is the best, period.
I would take #6 over #50……… but i would take you HHNF over all ; )
I have a question. Is it more likely that a woman would respond positively to being “worshiped” (why this word doesn’t use 2 “p”s I don’t know) in public and put up on a pedestal, interacted with as an equal, or spoken to in an instructional/commanding manner?
The obvious answer would be as an equal, at least to me. Does it depend on the individuals?
Yeah, why doesn’t ‘worshiped’ have two ‘p’s'? What the…
That’s a loaded question. Since women shouldn’t be generalized, that’s what I’ll do. All ladies *term used loosely* like to be treated specially once in awhile, no matter what they say.
But the only women that think they should be treated like queens are the ones least worthy of it. Without fail. You have surely suffered through the kind that I’m talking about, and know what they are actually worth.
Any woman worth being treated special, ironically, is the kind that acts, and treats others as, equals. When they’re with the girls, they aren’t being catty, when they’re with the boys, they aren’t being flirtatious bimbos, and when with people that have to serve them, they don’t treat them as if they aren’t important.
The only time you should speak to a woman in an instructional or commanding manner is when in the bedroom, or when the didn’t iron your shirts properly.
Oh the “shirt ironing talk,” been there too many times before.
As far as creases are concerned, less is more.
Do you think a woman *term also used loosely* would be irritated if I didn’t let her do the ironing and did it all myself?
Suffered is an appropriate term.
I’ve only recently learned how to treat women as equals rather than put them up on a pedestal. I grew up with my mom as my only major example, so I instinctively applied that same approach to all women and immediately respected them and assumed their pure intentions regardless of whether they had shown that to be the case or not. I learned my lesson.
It’s so much more fun conversing with my female friends now with this approach as I feel just as comfortable saying “hey you’re not thinking straight” as saying “you’re completely right to feel that way” whereas before I only felt capable of supporting their decisions no matter how wrong they seemed. They seem to appreciate the honest input as well.
Anyone else want to start a petition to have worshiped changed?
LMAO *face palm*
You are over thinking it buddy.
Women…*snerk*…’pure intentions’ *gasp*
bwahahahahaha!!
If having this stupid body has taught me anything, it’s to be far more guarded when talking to females than with males. Anything you say, imply, or that she makes up even while not in your presence, can and will be spread all over the place, stretched, skewed, taken out of context and invented in the company of women.
It’s a culmination of thoughts over a long period of time. I grew up sheltered so I had to learn it somewhere. It’s the double-edged sword of not exposing your kids to reality, lol.
Yeah, I guess it’s just my firefox spell checker that thinks worshipped isn’t how you spell the word. I looked it up on Merriam Webster and it says worshipped and worshiped are both acceptable.
Sorry to send everyone on a false witch hunt
#50 is the most awesome gorgeous incredible “down the bow” shot I remember on Chive. Thanks, Chive! Up periscope!
Here’s what I’ve figured out as a freshly single woman.
1) Most men want one of two things. My body or my money. My money, hell no. No one gets it but my children. My body…now that is something that I will work with. If he’s honest with me, I can handle almost anything.
2) I’m not fall down gorgeous, but I do clean up nicely most of the time. If I take care of the outside of my body, the inside feels so much better. A beautiful body is nice but an ugly soul goes clear to the bone.
3) I’ve got men who follow me around wanting to put me on a pedestal. It’s not reality. I am human and I fuck up regularly. Treat me as an equal and we’ll get along great.
4) I know that no matter what, my children come first. I will give my manfriend all I can, but when my kids need me, I’m there. Everything I do has to help me be a better mother. If I take time with a man, he has to help me be mentally strong, emotionally centered and physically fantastic.
Chive on.
why did u just write this bullshit? also whats so funny about 42?
LMAO same thing I was thinking.
slightly off topic, there is a double ‘p’ in worshipped
If you know so much about it, get on with it already.
Oh but I am Ms.Fury. I worship at your alter of sarcasm
Basically, if you don't have any opinions of your own, read a blog rofl
it was a great week
and someone should photoshop pedobear in # 44 chasing The Bieb
Even pedobear has standards…
#46 made me LOLZAR MY PANTZ
Who is #47?! WOW!
#11 Seriusly wtf is that?
That looks like Larry the cable guy on the right, he must be into some really weird shit
Google image search “understanding joshua” and you’ll see a bunch more. Evidently its by some artist named Charlie White. Pretty weird shit.
#28 – still not enough to buy a stamp…
#47 is unreal, chiver’s do research on that godly chick will yah?
Anna Song.
Chive guys, we need MOAR
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#50 and not a shred of camel toe…wtf?
About an inch of padding under those undies, bro.
47, that is all
I don’t get 42
#50 MOAR #50
#50 MOAR #50
#15 is the hottest women I have ever seen. MOAR pls. And yes I do realize she is probably stuck up as all hell.
I wonder if women will realize that getting fake tits almost always attracts the guys they don’t want before every last damn one does it. Plenty of guys like it natural ya know…
#6 is in my dreams and #11 that thing in 11 haunts them
#47 is SO not my type but for some reason, what she’s wearing, the pose, the spray-on sweat, or maybe it’s real sweat, I would SO TOTALLY do things to her that you couldn’t even publish in Penthouse Letters. (Is Penthouse even published anymore?)
Also #35 you are an extraordinarily lovely girl and you don’t need to show all of your boobs to make an impression. But thanks.
#43 is not cool at all. That’s Arlington National Cemetery.
I digress. Any other cemetery full of people who had lives, children, jobs and maybe even military service under their belts is totally okay to turn into a visual joke. Arlington is off limits.
Feel free to say it’s off limits to yourself, but do not try to set limits for me.
This is a free country (that not even all Chive readers are from), isn’t it? Why would it be better if it were the cemetery where my grandmother is buried instead of Arlington?!
Stick your noses back up your own asses where they belong.
I guess where you’re from, they haven’t heard of sarcasm, either. It was dripping from my comment, making quite a mess.
Up in them thar’ parts we take our comedy very sersly. Now you go on and calm your hootnanny and have a beer to relax.
Freeman you are a D bag.
I am so bummed. I literally cannot achieve an erection unless I view Justin Bieber’s nipples, and they were blacked out, so I remain limp.
#47 is worthy of being found and given a full shoot …. nom nom nom.
Can someone help explain #4?
Full moon. She’s a werewolf.