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Daily Afternoon Randomness (40 Photos)

July 7, 2010 | In: Random

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aosux

Umm, what the hell is #17?

Anonymous

17 is a sweatshop worker destressing a pair of jeans. how do you think jeans get the butt outline

aosux

There wasn’t a need for an answer but thanks anyway

You are a…

DUMB FUCK – This doesn’t require a reply either.

super dan

Hi Denise,

I’m a guy and I think that is hot

Iambetterthanyou

denise is a guy too.
Walt

The exact same thought popped in my head, you stole it. I want it back.

Paul

First! suck on that

Preston

Nope, Pauley, ur third. Order seems to allude you. You must have spent a lot of time at the Special Olympics

GrammarMan

And spelling seems to ELUDE you, Preston, unless you are ALLUDING to another post?

Anaition

…And you are all I-D-I-O-T-S!!…

stafferty

Cocaine bear is sick of you calling him impotent
aosux

Denise, you are correct. That IS hot.
ynot

Denise, #23 would be hotter if she were wearing a sweater and wool pants. A heater would likely make her hotter yet.

But yeah, she’s damn sexy!
Mattythegooch

whom is Rachel Maddow?? Apparently, she used to be the chick in #40? Which, I agree with Denise!!

Anonymous

According to recent google images, she looks like Justin Beiber in a few years…
Still have no idea what she’s “famous” for though…

The Dude

She is a news anchor. Extremely Liberal

HeartUnderTheRose

The bat pic was my “Aw!!!” moment for the day. I want one so bad!

TexWatson

Look between your legs. You already have one.

CunningLinguist

~high fives Tex~
http://intensedebate.com/profiles/lostinshadows HeartUnderTheRose

OMG, how did you know?! You saw that vid I made with HHNF, didn't you? Dammit, I thought I deleted that!

Bacon

Cocaine bear FTW!!! Funniest shit on here in days! Right up there with courage wolf.

ManBearPig224567

I still cant stop laughing at that, easily the funniest shit i’ve seen on here in days

Trickey

Quit smoking pot!

http://rubberdogturds.wordpress.com RubberDogTurds

cocaine bear = funny, but meh

Anonymous

To Denis

r u fat…
I know u r ;DDDDDD
funtclaps

hell yyeeeea dallas cowboys all day. every gallery on the chive should feature the cowboys star somewhere, as a tribute to real americans like the guy in 39

SaintxXxAsh

Fuck tony homo and the cowgirls.

aosux

Ash, I usually stay away from being a creeper but this must be said. I love you!

SaintxXxAsh

Love ya too, doll

Anonymous

Go Cowboys!!!! We got the Kim Kardashian good luck charm now. Miles is hittin that.
Still can’t afford a ticket to the Death Star in Arlington though

Nateb123

No, person who sent in #34, Rachel was never hot. You just haven’t accepted you’re attracted to trannies yet.

sc0ob5

I call lies on that Maddow one.. After googling i found this http://www.osborneink.com/2010/07/young-rachel-ma…

She is a lesbian not a transsexual..

And she is a news reporter for msnbc i believe..
Captain

Rachel Maddow is hotter now than in that pic. Androgyny kind of suits her.

Anonymous

#3 “My spoon is too big….”
jon

18… that was in my city yesterday , funny thing is today is clear sunny
Jim

#40………..I’m a guy and I’d give her internal bleeding………..

Occam

… needle dick…

Anonymous

That shower pic has to be for women, for guys at least 25% of the time would be listed as “washing junk”.

mj

maybe you, my friend.

LOL

“Washing” it? Is that what you’re calling it now? I think they covered “washing” it in the “Contemplating greater mysteries of fluid dynamics” section.

Section they forgot in this graph is: Hair removal. Wookies are not attractive.

Churchy

Rachel Maddow still looks like a dude in that picture.
Anonymous

#40, yes you are correct
Clint

Disappointed that half of these pics are from another website.

Clint Eastwood ————————————————————–>

aosux

Everything on the internet is from somewhere else. Get over it already.

Clint

No, not when I know there are funnier original pics being sent to Chive and they’re posting reruns. You get over it.

aablablab

awww, they didn’t post your pic?

Clint

Oh shut up!

SaintxXxAsh

Awww it’s okay, they didn’t post my… Wait, yeah they did. Grow a pair of tits and they’ll post anything you send.

Joeyk

And where did you get that picture of clint eastwood I wonder..you didnt steal it from another website did you..?

Nagrom

#41

Denise, I’m a guy, and I think you’re right
TiminPhx

Another faggot, another day, of someone taking an Iconic Photo of the Iwo Jima flag raising and using photo shop to show what an idiot they are.

Poor little gutless coward, having never ever felt the touch of a woman, disrespecting a photo of real warriors.

e

i know, right… it’s way too soon for that kind of shenanigans

doo dah doo doo

^ win.

http://intensedebate.com/people/its_forge its_forge

You do know that photo was totally staged, right? I mean, they did it, and then they said hmm, could we do it again with a bigger flag, and Dave stands here and Bob pushes against Dave's shoulders and and and?

Anonymous

eggs
http://skainviatofane.wordpress.com skainviatofane

the one of the boxer is shopped? O_o
thetech2

they’re all shopped the whole internet is shopped and I know I have seen a few shops in my day and you can easily tell by the pixels
HellHathNoFury

I think you’ll find Ejaculation Man in 29.
And Bruce is busy getting a toothbrush massage, anyway.
hydroplaning sharks. Calypso save us.

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