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Why are you so upset? (4 Photos)

July 7, 2010 | In: Funny

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  • Mattythegooch

    Menstrual blood tastes like Dos XX Amber………….

    • exexec

      “I don’t always drink Flow, but when I do…”

    • Big Poppa

      rather drink that than bud

  • GAboy

    That’s funny as hell.

    • Hotdog Neck

      I got in trouble last night for asking my wife what Edward does when Bella is perioding. This post got me off the hook when I showed it to her!

  • Chris

    Whoever put that together can have a beer on me. That was brilliant :D

  • SaintxXxAsh

    I am grossed-the-fuck-OUT

    • leroy jenkins

      i’m much too busy laughing my ass off to be grossed-the-fuck-OUT

      • SaintxXxAsh

        LEEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEENNNNNKIIIIINNNSS!

        • Chris

          Don’t forget about the chicken.

  • uberss

    roflmao

  • Equalizer

    Twilight is Gay!

  • Tampon

    Derp, I dont get it.

    • Anonymous

      Looks like 27 morons didnt get it. Get it? Thanks Tampon.

  • HellHathNoFury

    It’s not as if most men-and some ladies-haven’t ever gotten their surprise redwings.
    Mmmm, rare steak.
    *brainbleach*

    • Robbo

      Hey, raisins!

      • HellHathNoFury

        The smell of warm pennies….Okay, I’ll stop.

        • Nateb123

          That was truly foul and for that I give you props.

  • aosux

    Funny as hell, period!

    • Superfresh

      LOL at that one

  • stafferty

    This is sick and completely twisted, that being said the whole office looked at me when I started laughing.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    If Twilight is gay, that wasn’t blood!

    • Mattythegooch

      MUNG??

      • HellHathNoFury

        Mung Daal? He is a ladies’ man! Rodda rodda.

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    Yuck.

  • Leonardo

    How do you confuse an archeologist?
    Show him a jam rag and ask him what period it’s from.

  • markkens

    Dear God, between the post itself and HHNF’s “warm pennies”…I’m going to have my ribs strapped now.

  • P-90

    ‘What’s that on your face, have you been fighting again?’

  • ozzie

    I have my red wings…not that i wanted em…yes warm pennies

  • bamajess

    OH MY GAWD!!!! I get it now—detroit RED WINGS! bwahahahahahaha no wonder they are so pissy!

  • Douche Nozzle

    Douche Nozzle is hittin the First jackpot!!!!

  • Bianka

    Ewwwwww:D

  • Son of Dad

    Gross-larious.

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