Daily Afternoon Randomness (34 Photos)

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  • Anonymous

    • Pen

      Do it bro.

  • Anonymous

    Nice.

    And no, I would not.

    • The Dude

      #9 hell yea can you imagine those kegel muscles. She could probably break you off but it I sould still give it a shot

      • wickedjack

        #25 dirty mouth? clean it up with orbitz gum!

  • someguy

    yes, you should

  • Fishy

    # 9 Hell no she would kick your ass if you do it wrong.

  • olis

    yes, you should

  • Fligglebobbin

    #33 – Fuck yes.

  • aosux

    Glorious underboob! We need an under/sideboob post.

    And #33, if you're too scared then I will.

  • Lindsay

    I love reading the Randomness, but it really bugs me how it's called 'daily', but isn't posted on weekends. Obviously not daily.

    • http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

      Weekends are to days as thumbs are to fingers. we all know they're 'technically' fingers, since if someone chopped your stupid fingers off for bitching about the Chive, they would include your thumbs. Weekends are 'technically' days, but since it's one big blur, it doesn't effing matter.

  • glamisbound23

    Made it…And yes I would

  • Fishy

    Dude # 27 is 15 years old.

    • McAwesome

      So what your saying is….. we're all pedophiles!

    • forge

      No she’s not you dingbat, not with those legs. You don’t get that kind of muscular definition through the baby fat until you’re at least 22 or so.

    • I'm just sayin

      Which is 2 years past legal in Spain

    • Ahmed

      Well, since i live in Iran, that makes her 6 years over the legal age!

  • Pat

    # 27 FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • joe

    #33 yes you should.. she is trying to scary away prevs.. its a trick

  • Wow

    No I wouldn't

  • RubberDogTurds

    what dating website has THAT???

    • http://www.nationalunlimited.com Sergio

      russianspy.ru i'm guessing

  • Dadaboi

    why would one be in a dating site?

  • Snaggle

    I actually know the girl in #9 personally, she's from Miami and you can actually do a google search on her 😉

    • Snuffy

      And what are we supposed to search you fucking dipshit " Miami girl"?

  • dajesus

    Judging by the girth of that kid, he would have needed to pedal that bike at about 400 mph to even have a chance.

  • Jimmy

    Yes, you should go out with her, she is B.A.

  • Dave

    #9- Yes,Yes i would!!

  • stuckinacave

    Absolutely on #9. I would bet that she is the picture of perfection when she isn't in the gym flexing.

  • zym

    We should do a Google search for "would ya bone her, miami"? OK.

    And yes, yes I would.

    And if she can hold a sword, she should be able to hold…other things.

  • Eeik5150

    Chive! MORE CARWASH GIRL! PLEASE!!!!

  • aosux

    #7. I would so pee in her butt.

    • aosux

      No, that should say #27

    • jason

      um… ok

    • joshdyk87

      What….what the hell?

      • Lokobo

        HAHAHAH TWILIGHT FACE SWITCH. So would you really pee in her butt?!

    • dsssdff

      You don't know how sex works do you?

    • ch9338

      so Australians don't ride kangaroos they pee in their butt? Now I'm really confused

    • ch9338

      so Australians don't ride the kangaroos they pee in their butt? Now I'm really confused

    • laura

      eew

    • http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

      You're doing it wrong.

  • Stafferty

    Samurai Lorena Bobbit

  • ozzie

    food bandit made my stomach hurt from laughing. chick with weapon = right in her butt…car wash chick = right in both holes…that is all

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