Daily Afternoon Randomness (33 Photos)

  • keithp420

    #1 Lars from Metallica?

    • Borat

      #14 WA WA WE WAAAAAAAA! How much?

      The Chive #1 & #2 website in my country!

    • santana

      i cant see any tatoo………

  • fourTWOzero


  • Devon

    thank you Sarah,


    • Anti-Devon

      I disagree. Sarah, go back to your day job. (unless you work as an ass model… then quit)

    • edc

      sarah is some guy who found a photo on the webs.
      he wants you to get hot about him.

      • CunningLinguist

        sarahs a guy? nice ass dude, id hit it. ps, wtf is going on in #31?

  • Chris

    Sorry Sarah, I'm sure you are a pretty girl but that is a pretty average bum. Still nice to look at though. I'm also sorry you feel the need to post a picture of your ass on the internet to build your self confidence. whore.

    • fourTWOzero

      i'd hit it!

    • Vern

      Chris, don't hate cause you've never eaten an ass like that. Keep on keepin on Sarah.

    • Guest

      Don't worry Sarah, Chris is just upset because he's knows you'd never let him tap that ass. Great stuff!

    • aosux

      Wow Chris. I'm sorry you feel the need to talk shit about people you don't even know over the internet to build YOUR confidence. Putz. And Sarah, your butt is very nice; have a great weekend.

      • The real D. Nozzle

        didn't you just do that?

    • word

      STFU and GTFO. Stick to gay porn, Chris.

    • The real D. Nozzle

      I couldn't agree more. Sorry excuse for a butt, but at work, I'll take it.

      • yep

        Hmm.. ANd here's the truth. ALL of these guys will continue to say that you have a nice ass when that is DEFINITELY not the case, under some false hope that somehow, someway, they might eventually get the chance to sleep with you. lol I mean, its not a terrible ass, but its DEFINITELY not an ass worth posting on the internet. Sorry, i don't normally "hate on people", but the amount of people who are impressed by a less than average ass is kind of annoying.

    • http://twitter.com/LordAssenfroth @LordAssenfroth

      +1!!! excellent troll

    • SaintxXxAsh

      Sarah is actually CunningLinguists alter ego.

      • nastyb123

        Really, hmmmm

    • forge

      Oh shut the hell up Chris JFC. A girl with a bottom as fine as Sarah's ever talked to you you'd wet yourself and run away shrieking.

    • mikethecarpenter

      DIAF jerk

    • guest

      looks like 'chris' might be one of those other girls who posted their tush. jealousy? envy? Chive, i believe now is the time for a tush competition. girls, submit your photos and us guys will determine the winner.

    • Jen

      she must work out…

  • Ass lover

    Hey Chris, hope you die

  • josh

    Sarah thank you and call me!

  • chiver


  • T. Walsh

    Chris, you sound like one of those people that sucks dick for corn dogs.

    • Ryan

      Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? All the good ones…

    • fourTWOzero

      lol!!! omg most hillarious comment ive seen today!!! yes go and die Chris you fag-tard……and seriously who the fuck uses the word "bum" ???

      • SaintxXxAsh

        Bum is a lot better than tush.

        • Superfresh

          You are an asswipe!

          • Kevrobmc

            And you are the ass rofl

  • lostnlonely

    super cute needs her own chive spread

    • Chuck

      Agreed, superamazing

  • Ryan

    I know they're smoking in #31, but doesn't it look like a few of them are taking a "mind the stepchildren"-like approach? Bravo, ladies… always be practicing

  • dajesus

    Dear Sarah, Terrific work!

  • Fly

    Oh NO! Selena Gomez is gay! (It would be hot with anyone else.)

  • Mike

    Why is #11 painful??? A couple of sexy lesbians is a thing of beauty as far as I'm concerned.

  • Brad

    #20 is from The Onion…

  • Mike

    Oh…Chris, you're a douche..

  • http://twitter.com/LordAssenfroth @LordAssenfroth

    am i the only one that really wants a candwich?

    • Charlie

      colbert said last night that they should be on the shelves in the upcoming months.

  • Ryan

    The only thing that would make it better, Sarah, is if it were red and white checkered pattern- so then I could have a picnic on it.

    • yepnope

      be pretty easy to have a picnic on an ass that flat.

  • T. Walsh

    I'd drink her bathwater.

  • Mattythegooch

    That ass is aight…rather travel 2 inches north to the holy land!

  • Bob

    The guy in #30 is a genius!

  • Krahaldir

    Nice little butt, I don't get what chris's problem is =/

  • bewbees

    i gotta crap now

  • Nice one Sarah

    chris's problem is he blows cats for quarters and makes fun of people on message boards for self confidence

  • Chris

    Thanks Sarah! Way to take one for the team.

  • Hotdog Neck

    FYI Sarah. You've got tush for miles. Thanks for sharing the beauty!

    • yepnope

      "tush for miles???" lmfao. wow. her ass looks like someone ironed a pancake and all of you guys truly are impressed? its actually kind of sad.

      • northerner

        depends on your point of view. in my discriminating book, that is one nice fanny. very nice. another lovely day in Tushville…

    • Nateb123

      I'm a dude and my ass is more significant than that. Any less butt and she'd have the anti-ass, combine it with a real ass and an ass/anti-ass annihilation will occur. I'm not saying it's ugly but if that's her best feature that girl must be decidedly average at best.

    • SoCalPal

      I'm with you Hotdog! That's one fine Butt, imho.

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