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Today is a sad day, my friends (15 Photos)

Tennis pro Simona Halep is getting breast reduction surgery. I'll let that sink in. Here's a reflection on the glory that was. I'm going to miss watching her play.

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Comments:

  1. Andrew says:

    No more massive chesticles. It is a sad day.

  2. Damn, she's got some….arms on her. Maybe she got tired of the pain and all the other girls calling her a slut, and no men taking her seriously because of her boobs. Look at all the sports bras…man that's gotta hurt.

  3. Anonymous says:

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!

  4. thatguyyousaw says:

    you're proly gonna right me way the fuck down for sayin it, but i don't blame her for getting a reduction, it must suck lugging those huge fun bags around a tennis court the way she does

  5. jaydub says:

    your countdown to irrelevency begins in 3….2….1….

  6. Dan says:

    :(
    me cries

  7. zahatsee says:

    "thats like slapping god in the face"

  8. docsully says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo..
    is there a way we can petition to get her to keep them????

  9. Lisa Martin says:

    Having been a 38 D+ (God bless the boob fairy) I can tell ya, these are not fun to have. They stretched out clothes, made my back hurt, and were just generally a nuisance. Fortunately, when my babies were weaned, I went back to a normal C. ;)

    All the men who love to play with them, y'all should have to carry them around for your women. Then again, they are a lot of fun. Y'all do know that boobs have mind control powers? LOL!

    • I love it even more when boobs make you look very fat if you don't want to wear tight shirts. I look like a potato if I wear a regular t-shirt and a downright fatty if I wear a hoodie. It's either that or look like I'm showing them off or they're fake.

    • admiralevident says:

      A friend of mine, for almost a year I thought she was thick/heavy. Then one day outside of work at a morale function she wore something form fitting and I realized she was all boobs with a tiny waist.

      From that point on she had mind control powers over the rest of us guys at work.

  10. Zerofighter says:

    she should do playboy before she gets rid of them

  11. northerner says:

    Good for her. Smart. Save a lot of pain later. Her boobs are way too big. NOT attractive. IMHO.

  12. Beldar says:

    Huge GAME, huge SET, huge MATCHing pair.

  13. kpsurf says:

    very sad since when they do the reduction they take the nipple off…set aside…..reduce…then put it back on….the side effect is NO MORE FEELING IN THE NIPPLES!!!……poor girl!!!!

  14. sid says:

    I think this is old news, because I think I've seen post reduction pictures already. which are sad.

  15. jimmy says:

    please check your sources, she had her breast reduction ages ago!

  16. spook01 says:

    congress should pass a law, no titty reductions allowed!!

  17. dlfn38 says:

    It's all wrong reductions of this magnatude should be outlawed.

  18. Bud Ugly says:

    #15 looks NOTHING like the other pictures. Not her.

    Anyways, uh yeah, she's got real tig bitties. She probably like em too, but it sucks when playing tennis though.

  19. BongPimper says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  20. alicias says:

    I love black men. I have dated only black men for many years. I love
    the energy and a nice tight bod. white men just aren't the same,
    different mentality. I seem to have more in common with black guys.
    They're actually more fun and are usually more interested in me. I'm
    flattered. I meet black men on this website: DATE singles NEAR BY
    — SeekInterracial* c0m —

    good luck on your search ;)

  21. doo dah doo doo says:

    slapping god in the face.

  22. Tano says:

    1.She did the surgery a few months ago.
    2.The girl in the picture no. 15 is NOT her.

  23. hmm says:

    Seriously guys? if a woman gets a breast reduction its her choice! her body, she can do what she wants – boobs aren't here just for men y'know. what if they're in pain? well? oh nevermind as long as men can look at big boobs they obviously have to put up with it. women are more than breasts

  24. chrisdg74 says:

    Breast reduction surgery is like slapping God in the face for giving you these wonderful gifts.

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