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Asian chicks make American chicks look sane (28 Photos)

July 14, 2010 | In: Funny, Girls, Mind Blowing, Travel, WTF

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Japanland

…some of these pictures make me wanna go to Japanland.
hint 1, 4, 7, 17, 21, 27.
yeah…

Brandon

This is what happens when you get nuked. Twice.

T-Boz

What a very strange nation!
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

Remember, sailors, you just couldn't come home without one.
All females are the devil. Some just hide it better with good looks.

icejingles

It's actually the Marines more than Navy.

TexWats0n

She said sailors which are fags in the Navy especially the Seabee's

top dog

Devils, I like devils, female devils. Not all womens are devils, some are as sweet as they can be.
top dog

It's Army more than both of em.
thatguyyousaw

actually she is right, sailors are the worst when it comes to this sort of thing. cuz we go everywhere

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

I've worked on four Naval bases, one also holding Marines, an Air base and two army bases. Navy is the worst as far as I can tell, with many of the guys talking about the Asian girl they can't wait to see when they get away from their woman. What a nice thought. Many men cheat, but it's only at the Naval bases that when one starts in about his overseas girlfriend, the others join in. I'm not talking about one group of guys, here. There are also many faithful men, and men that are faithful to the girls they find overseas. But it seems to be an unspoken creed: what happens on Base, stays on Base.

admiralevident

Having served in the Navy, I would say some of the Navy wives are just as bad. Once the lads deploy, well…when the cats away the mice will play.

Especially the guys on boomer subs. Poor saps. Gone to sea and not to surface for months at a time, I've seen the wives boyfriends move in while the husband is away for six months. The base clubs are inundated with women when the next rotation goes out, that's for damn sure.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

True that. in fact, 2 of the women *18 and 19 yrs old* that my hubbin has been screwing are very much married to bubbleheads, living in two-story homes on base and getting full benefits. It's a big joke around here when we see them driving their husband's cars with another man *that's always 'their brother* buying alcohol and condoms and in the bars acting like trash. Not all Navy wives are like that, nut it never fails that the trashiest, loudest, skankiest girl in the bar wearing the nicest clothes has a big fat ring on her finger. Seems to me that the babies are always born 'a month or two early' as well, at full weight.

thatguyyousaw

are you in the navy HHNF? or you just work at the ship yards?

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

I'm not slutty enough to be on a boat with 800 married men. Boilermaker.

dietroll

Yes, you are!

admiralevident

Ahh. I know that ballad well. Had an unfortunate run-in with one myself. I felt like what I imagine Spider-Man felt like trying to peel the Venom symbiote off of him. Never thought I'd be doing a reverse PePe LePew as 20-something year old heterosexual male…

*shudder*

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

Both of those metaphors just had me half out of my chair.
MichaelGS

I think we can all agree admiralevident won todays awesome comment, here's your crown and sash. Those were awesoem metaphores. Im gonna try work them into a few conversations today

Mahalo

Japan is a nation of freakos. Almost all of the pics here are of Japanese.
mj

ugh those lifelike fuckdolls are so creepy. Creepy does not even begin to explain it.
DaddyD

On the plus side … Japan has great porn.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

'which one's the boy and which one's the girl?' Tiny penises, flat chests and no hips for the most part.

HeartUnderTheRose

Don't forget that it's illegal to show pubes in their porn too, so it's always blurred out . . . not that I would know.

Nameless

Uh-huh…
MichaelGS

I read somewhere it used to be illegal to show penetration by a penis, which is when all the giant alien tentacle rape started showing up, because that was legit and legal

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

I want an umbrella like that. I mean, sure, I'll crowd everyone off the sidewalk with it, but man, it would be awesome to walk in the rain with
MichaelGS

correction: Asian chicks make EVERYONE look sane

MichaelGS

oh and WTF is up with #4? they not even hiding their upskirt fetishes anymore?

Zoey

That poor girl is just trying to step over that railing!

Icejingles

I'm out here living in Japan right now. It's not as bad as people make it out to be, but it is weird.
Panzerschrek

I honestly don't dig Japan girls, too weird for me…
Hotdog Neck

Well Herro #17. Herro very much.

Furthy

Yeah, what's so weird about a little Cammy cosplay?
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

You should an herro

GooooRu

Isn't #24 Snooki and J-Woww? LOL!!
metalcool36

The way the eyes are blurred out in #27 kinda freaked me out… But I wouldn't mind being the one with the video camera
Vonshine

24 – Victime de la mode.
Suzannes1974

Looks like Japan Ronald McDonald has some issues for sure….

Beltes

Well, they are supposed to find new sources for the 'meat' they use…introducing the Soylent McGreen!

dw55

and Japanese wonder why are they about to extinct :S
http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo NTFW

…. somewhat want #7
asleepnow

Am I the only one who thinks 20 is hilarious? Even more so because it's probably 100% real.
top dog

Oh lookkkk, #17 got a little camel toe!!!!!

hyssop

A cammy toe!

daa

umm 5 and 13 are guys i know for sure DD
Equalizer

Camel toe on Cammey , nice cosplay
Miami Flav

Even Cristiano wouldn't touch them
wishiwasinjapan

Asian girls are sooooooo cute.
BongPimper

#4 and 27….. Porn stars?
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