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Christiano Ronaldo’s flavor of the month, Irina Shayk in GQ (7 photos)

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  1. HABSFANX...OTTAWA says:

    wow!!!! have 2 say u can come and relax anytime in my spa !!! Go habs go

  2. So… she's either got invisible nipples, NO nipples, or they shopped them out. Poo :(

  3. Hwrd_Strns_Pns says:

    #5 kinda looks like she may have a belly ache

  4. Tiger's Wood says:

    That's funny, I was thinking the same thing. Ladies??

    • Tiger's Wood says:

      I was referring to the nipples comment

    • Tiger's Wood says:

      This was meant to be a reply to Cristi Palincas, not sure what picture Hwrd_Strns_Pns is looking at.

    • irina says:

      I never knew Tiger's wood could speak. it must not be too cramped in his neatly pressed Nike slacks if you have room in there for a desk-top computer and screen. what are you 2.54 picometers short? Tiger's Wood – you wish!

  5. Merlinbadman says:

    Fag hag!!

    • irina says:

      yeah just like all the dungeons and dragons characters you play with on your school computer Merlinefatman – bet you weigh a tad more than the average bear. what kind of gay name is Merlinfatman anyway? are you a closet polish dog sucker?

  6. rick says:

    BUTTER FACE!!!!!!!!!

    • irina says:

      not unlike your butter butt, butter gut, butter chicken-wings, butter man-breasts, rick-the-prick; i'm sure your high standards are qualities you've garnered from your porn subscription, while you master-rick to your plastic covered laptop in your momma's bathroom.

  7. mcunha says:

    dude, his name is not christiano, but cristiano. in portuguese the "ch" have a different sound… its like "sh"…

    • irina says:

      don't bother trying to explain language to them – they're too busy master-ricking to their computer screens, as if they thought there was a chance in all the porn sites in Russia & Thailand, to copulate with their online "GFE" dates through their computers.

  8. AnyoneForCoffee says:

    Two personality-free poseurs, with barely a braincell between them, who are five years from being nobodies.

  9. metalcool36 says:

    I need to stop looking at some of these chive posts…. My shirts have become nothing but drool rags!

  10. John S says:

    Awesome… but I think that she could really use a bite of that BLT in the other Chive post.

  11. MrWendal00 says:

    meh….ive had hotter.

    • irina says:

      of course you have – on your $10,000 ruble per day porn subscription while jerking off to your plastic-wrap computer screen MrWendal00

  12. Jerkee says:

    Oh no, poor girl, she's had a nipplectamie.

  13. sadman says:

    where's the HQ, disappointed…

  14. aosux says:

    But, butt, butterface!

  15. aleXTC says:

    Those sneaky reds have some beautiful girls. Stalin would be proud.

  16. DaddyD says:

    Irina Skank

    • irina says:

      takes a perv-john to know a skank, and by your name you probably only have enough food stamps to buy a skank like your momma for a minute – incest is best says DaddyD. why don't you take your avatar and shove it your perv-john skank hole?

  17. mj says:

    a lot of lace negligee comes with a flesh colored mesh backing for the sole purpose of hiding the nipples. I know, I know, it sucks. And who buys lace if they want to cover up to begin with? And why use it in a supposedly sexy spread? The humanity.

  18. just me says:

    Cristiano

  19. Wow. Legs, butt and eyes. I mean, uh…I love her personality.

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  21. doo dah doo doo says:

    hahahahahahahah! this gal looks like the motherfucker who washes my car!

    except scott don't got a woman's body.

    • irina says:

      yeah I bet your mother is a phucher too, whom i'm sure you regard highly by the way you use his name – scott. maybe scott – your mom has a body in the shape of a pear the size of Texas? suck on that doo doo don't you know

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