Eye-popping desktop wallpapers (15 HQ photos)

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  • ITIich

    What's the use of wallpapers if you place a big ugly watermark on them?

    • Vince

      Nothing a little photoshop editing can't handle, usually.

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/hellhathnofury3 HellHathNoFury

      Make your own then, douche.

      • lincoln log

        seriously STFU

    • greg

      when you save it as your background, the watermark is covered by the bar at the bottom of your computer.

    • Slakker Bob

      Because the Chive Rules, Bitch!

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/chrisdg74 chrisdg74

    #1 is now my wallpaper. Would've gone with #12, but I don't want to explain that one here at work.

  • Mike of LA

    Can you guys PLEASE stop adding YOUR watermark to things that are obvioulsy Not your work, original or meant for wallpapers? It really does suck, especially since some of these are amazing photographs and having your (sorry) ugly logo dropped into the bottom kinda ruins it.

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/hellhathnofury3 HellHathNoFury

      Don't come to the chive if you don't like THEIR watermark, whinerpup.

      • Empyre

        There are men talking, please be quiet

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000460687400 Glenn Kipling Farrelly

          there are non-sexists talking, please go back to the dark ages.

          • Lancelot

            you heard the man, so shut up fag!

        • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/hellhathnofury3 HellHathNoFury

          Men? Sounds like a bunch of whiny bitches to me.

          • Droyd

            Wow, you must be really well behaved to get a computer installed in the kitchen for you.

            • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/hellhathnofury3 HellHathNoFury

              Hilarious! You're first person to ever make a 'kitchen' comment about women, ever! How clever! Get it? Because women belong in the kitchen? Hahaha!

              • Hater Bob

                Wow, Quit 'yer bitchin' Slash 'Tail…

                The last thing we need is a 'Vag Rant!

                "Although we as men purely respect woman upon their accomplishments as our academic superiors." That's from the handbook of "What to say when your woman has a ball up her ass"…

                Hiya, I am ready for your punishment, mistress.

                • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/hellhathnofury3 HellHathNoFury

                  Um, was I supposed to wear leather and bring my St Andrew's Cross?

      • glitter farts

        I've never clicked on your avatar before…..bleghhh I wish I hadn't. So much cuter in avatar size.

        • Slakker Bob

          Yer pretty ugly too, fucker.

    • thatdude

      I agree. the Chive logo is butt ugly

  • fzero

    Where can we obtain higher resolution versions? Those aren't even big enough for my 13" laptop

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/baddudevsninja baddudevsninja

      Click on the image and you will get a lower resolution version, then click on that and it will take you to a huge resolution version of the image. Enjoy

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/hellhathnofury3 HellHathNoFury

    7 is mine, thanks!

    • bewbees


  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/robsterling robsterling

    #13 I expect to see the Coyote chasing the Roadrunner down that road. I may just have to Photoshop that in.
    I can do it while I am removing the Chive watermark which will take me about 15 seconds – or as long as it takes other people to post a comment bitching about the Chive's watermark, which, by the way, they are not going to remove.

  • NO.

    Seriously – where can we get higher resolution versions? I don't care how pretty the pic is if it doesn't cover half my desktop.

  • Jumper280

    #13 I think Forest Gump stopped running on that road.

  • lili

    like i'm putting it on my telephone display in 2-bit…
    fuck this…

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/lresig Leo

    theCHIVE logo is present so if you do download one of these wallpapers, you are constantly reminded about how much you love coming to your favorite site and enjoying the photos for free. Further more, we are not claiming ownership of these photos -the watermark says, "Posted At theCHIVE" not "Owned by theCHIVE"
    We are working on the photo size issue. I uploaded all the photos as 1920×1080, but they are being automatically reduced to 1024×576 for some reason. Stay tuned..

    • workin_donkey

      Shouldn't the watermark be reworked in order to read "Reposted At theChive" or even "ReReposted At theChive"? At least this way you would be telling the truth.

      • YepNope

        i don't understand why you guys come to the same site each and every day to complain about all of the FREE entertainment you're getting? Ironically enough, that makes you all the DOUCHES you make fun of here every chance you get.

        You complainers are all worst than the "first" guy.

      • Dazza

        Stop complaining dick. Dont come on this site if your gonna have a sulk about it

    • fourTWOzero

      so thats what you look like Leo….i always imagined you as some fat hairl Bulgarian dude….

      • fourTWOzero


    • yepnope

      yeah. i just stretched the photo and the chive logo is nomore and it still looks awesome!

    • Slakker Bob

      I forward "The Chive" Logo with Pride as much as I can with every email. Dude, If "they" saw it yesterday, they should've forwarded it to you yesterday, fuck them.

      Keep up the good work!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sebastian.schwaighofer Sebastian Schwaighofer

    where are the nudes?

    • workin_donkey

      I think that's what the rest of the interwebs is for, pal.

  • steve

    Where did you get these wallpapers??? particularly 12. i vont it for my laptop!!!

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  • chivestolemypictures

    If they keep on branding their shitty logo on every picture the least they could do is source it to the original ****ing ***holes

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/mchaelgs MichaelGS

      does anyone feel like the guy from wanted: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" now i just you need to come within range of my keyboard so i can smash your whiney face in, kthx

      • http://fags.com MichaelGS

        you couldn't beat up a handcuffed retard

        anyone that says kthx should have their face smashed in

        • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/mchaelgs MichaelGS

          wow that was a big lol I gave right there

    • Slakker Bob

      I've always seen a "pictures from original website"(link here) enjoy!

      What the hell is with the bandwagon jumping? Do some research, any time there is anything out of the ordinary there is always a link to the original post. I've always seen the link to the original post, but that get's overlooked because you haters are looking for Nazi's or something.

      Read the fine print, fuckheads, The Chive(and their affiliates)are here purely for our entertainment. If you're not entertained, we certainely are by your constant bitching, to a point.

      The next step is to make poignant comments that will go unnoticed, even if balls have to be thrown on some table somewhere…

      I am Bob, and I am a Slakker. Pray I don't meet your daughter….


  • je23

    use tineye.com

  • futbol

    thank you

  • NoOneInParticular

    looks like the chive spent some time in /wg lmao

  • Jaf

    #11 is the speedometer on the Saab Aero X, which sadly never came to light

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/mchaelgs MichaelGS

    I wish I could have #7 as mine, but the asshats i work for will then know that ive been using the computer during work time for personal use and they'll even have a little sign in the bottom right hand corner detailing which site needs to be added to list the of sites im already banned from 😥

  • P-90

    Is that Abbey Clancy?

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/mchaelgs MichaelGS

      looks like her doesnt it? Peter Crouch would never get that level of ass if he wasnt a footballer. He said himself when they asked what he would be if he wasnt a footballer: "a virgin, probably" ^_^

  • john

    i'll take the mustang in #15

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