Daily Afternoon Randomness (40 Photos)

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  • peter

    It's hard to say that this is the best randomness ever. it's all objective, I know. I'll just say that I think the chive has taken things to a whole other level here.

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  • uber guy

    #10 put me on the floor. Here are three teens who hate their job and take a funny photo. One of the kids thinks he should probably send it to this site he knows called the chive. it'll be hilarious! only one thing, the chive is a massive site. So basically we're watching 3 teens lose their jobs today… and that's funny.

  • Michael Jr.

    and a happy friday to you, Mel

  • chrisdg74

    #15 – God no. Make it stop.
    #29 – Haters gonna hate.
    #38 – "(with voice cracking) Mom? I'm gonna be late coming home tonight. Don't wait up."

  • joe wade

    there is nothing i don't like about #15. it should be hanging in the louvre.

    • McBeastie

      the Louvre will have to wait until the Hipster Douchebag Hall of Fame is done with it.

  • Tim

    Dear Mel,
    Chivers still want to see more.

    -Tim

  • Throbbit Yuengling

    The Hooters Toy-Yoda hoax happened in 2001…just a little late. After the Childhood post I expected great things gentlemen, great things.

    • douglass

      i think it happened in 2005 actually

  • Throbbit Yuengling

    Do or Do not…there is no try.

    • Fly

      Only a Sith is makes absolutes.
      Does that mean that I am a Sith?

  • Belisario

    #40 Mel, thx, you too. But then show your legs, duh…. and get rid of those silly socks

    • http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

      Those socks rock my socks.

    • The Dude

      I personally like the socks. But what are you doing up at 6 Am?

  • Quang

    #26 – that's where i come from! go berlin ❤

  • Confused

    I love #1, #11, #13. #19

  • Htownpunk

    The "cat people"……….I am so fucking confused right now.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    1, Lighting and Rainbows……Youre welcome…and thank you for coming to the show
    5. Wile E Coyote…You are awesome…that is all
    7. Fuckin hickey fish
    9. Sweet weight loss but mustaches are not cool….EVER, no matter what decade you were born in…ummK

    36, Dances with Wolves Pt. 2…..Wolves chew your face off!!
    39. On lonely US highways the humper becomes the humpee….

    40. Happy Friday to you too Mel….Happy Friday Indeed (the Sox rock..and so does the puppy

    • McBeastie

      To your mustache comment, I humbly submit Exhibit A: Smokey and the Bandit, Exhibit B: Sam Elliott and Exhibit C: Teddy Roosevelt. That is all.

      • MiPo_TheGoaT

        Yes all of the people that you mentioned indeed did have mustaches….cooler because of em….ehh

        • McBeastie

          You're right…not cooler because of em….much cooler because of 'em.

          • MiPo_TheGoaT

            its ok beastie you can rock a stache with pride….. you can also wear rainbows with pride as well….in parades!!!

  • GreenerBlues

    Tastfully thick….it even has a watermark!

  • theChippy

    #33 dont they know that in jail that saggin means your asking for it up the butt? much like what the guys in #34 are doing

    • Flicka

      Aaaaand then a bunch of white kids started doing it.

  • Sebastian Guest

    #15 — the guy on the right looks like a skinny Jack Black.

  • RobertC

    …anyone notice the girl in #35 wearing no shirt?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1461737330 Jason R. Smith

      She is wearing a shirt.

  • beans

    No, DEFINITELY the best business card ever. I want to get an apartment with that guy.

  • j12goose

    #37………..I don't know why………I know it's soooooo wrong……..But, I love her.

    • chrisdg74

      Agreed. If the Zombie Apocalypse ever arrives, I'm looking her up. She may have to ditch the heels though. Those are a bitch to run in. Errr, so I've been told anyway.

  • cat21

    Mel. THX for make my fridays…

  • Nicnac

    #40 I'm glad both her boobs are decent.

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

    Dear Bob Marshall (referred to as 'Idiot' henceforth),
    It is totally the Chive's fault that your employees, being mindless robots with no free will or thought processes of their own, are coming to this site instead of being productive. The Chive is actually a government-operated mind control site. It sends addictive subliminal messages of happiness to its unwitting visitors. Your employees will revolt against you en mass if you block this site. The Chive is not responsible for any harm that may come to your business, property, or body if you continue in your defiance. This is our legal waiver. Resistance is futile.

    • uberbrie

      Why would you email someone to tell them that, seriously Bob-o needs to stop wasting his time hunched over his employee's and figure out a way to make my medical coverage better.

    • robsterling

      P.S. Bob: Your mother's a whore.

      • MiPo_TheGoaT

        P.S.S. Bob, your moms a boot wearing whore

        • Smoothtalker

          Yeah! FUCK YER MOM BOB!!!!

  • anarcrust

    I know this is already evident, but this post has the most badassery of any I've seen. Easily the best. Now top it.

  • Tim

    What HHNF said. What a tool.

    • McBeastie

      I know, she totally is. Oh, yeah, that Aetna guy is also.

  • William

    Mel- You look lovely to me. Please show us more.

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