You asked for MOAR Lyndsey, you got it (15 Photos)

In yesterday's 'Randomness', ya'll told me to find MOAR Lyndsey. Mining the internet for photos of this buxom beauty turned out to be fascinating. It appears she did the following shoot with the same photographer in LA, then disappeared off the grid into vapor.

So many questions: Did she decide acting wasn't for her and head back to (insert boring Midwestern town)? Is this the only photo shoot she ever did? What's her last name? Is her name even Lyndsey? Is she a Russian spy? TheCHIVE is Heavyweight Champion of hunting down anonymous chicks and we're not going to stop until we find this girl.

I'm putting out an APB on Lyndsey and I'm kicking our intern off theCHIVE submit email. This is personal. If anybody knows the whereabouts of Lyndsey or her breasts, contact me right here right now with pics, her last name, her favorite Backstreet Boy, I don't care. I'll update the post accordingly as the info comes in. Do it for your country!

- John

  • meme

    No words…they shouldve sent a poet

  • Confused

    Thank you chive

  • Weird Gary

    She has an attractive face and what not, but she is weirdly disproportionate. She looks like a broad shouldered boob monster.

  • Crispy

    If you're interested in finding out more about her, I'd suggest maybe contacting the photographer that did this shoot with her and see if (s)he can provide any insight.

  • MaxSpain

    My guess is she got a reduction and is now completely invisible by default.

  • Shane
  • Itallian Stallion

    Check the site She's a model from that site.

  • Kyle

    Absolutely cute. Very pretty girl.

  • Stacey

    I'm sorry but… I do not find her attractive in the least. She has a really weird face and yeah she has huge boobs, but do they look right on her? NO. Someone needs a bit of a breast reduction. Anyway, there have been WAAAY hotter girls on the Chive. Sorry Lindsey.

    • psd

      To each their own. I find her very attractive. But I do agree on the whole proportionally weird breast size thing. I would guess that when she walks into a room, everyone turns and stares at her chest. How could you not? And that is not necessarily a good thing. Too distracting, and it takes away from her otherwise appealing appearance.

  • Rare

    Lindsey is a Sports By Brooks girl. Go to and click on the girls link and search for her. She has more photos on that website.

  • Smeagol

    They look natural – God bless her! She can start a new Chive section entitled "Girls with present low back problems."

  • Equalizer

    I'm over-powered with her front personality

  • Maddog

    Look, haters gon' hate, but this girl's body is incredible, and I'm sure that most of you booger eaters that post comments on this site would f*cking die if she farted in your general direction.

    I love her, I'd cherish her, and if she comes out of hiding, I will go find her and make her my steady… letterman jacket, hope ring, and everything. I don't care if those things are sandbags! I want 'em

    • top dog

      Not really, I would just think her farts stink like everybody elses.

  • Htownpunk

    I would have a fantastic time losing my dick in between those tits.

  • CJC

    Her shoulders are very broad, but I guess they have to be to hold those up.

  • MSM

    Im honestly Speechless

  • blackwatchrasta

    Those sweater puppies are the bomb, but the side tattoo ruined it for me. God, I hate it when hot chicks have tattoos.

    • chrisdg74

      She has a tattoo? Didn't see it. I couldn't see it over the sight of how awesome she is.

  • DeadLast

    I'm not a boob guy, but wholie yit! I'm a likin what i'm a seein!!! Rockin bod and face. Shes the whole package.

  • Doug

    she's a model from Sports By Brooks

  • Charles

    Is Russ Meyer still alive?? if so he would be my first suspect in her disappearance! find him and you find her! oh wait i think he is dead, damnit!

  • Brah

    I don't know, it just looks weird to have an otherwise thin body with those massive things. Especially since by the time she's 40 those things'll be swinging by her feet.

  • alfierofrat

    Chive I love you, but this girl has the same pose in every picture. Can we get one of her smiling???

  • BongPimper

    what is so big about her? xD

  •!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

    Even without the boobs, this woman has a flawless body, and her face is stunning. I am officially jealous and in love.

  • hmm

    She looks so unhappy…

    • Beldar

      I could fix that.

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