In yesterday's 'Randomness', ya'll told me to find MOAR Lyndsey. Mining the internet for photos of this buxom beauty turned out to be fascinating. It appears she did the following shoot with the same photographer in LA, then disappeared off the grid into vapor.
So many questions: Did she decide acting wasn't for her and head back to (insert boring Midwestern town)? Is this the only photo shoot she ever did? What's her last name? Is her name even Lyndsey? Is she a Russian spy? TheCHIVE is Heavyweight Champion of hunting down anonymous chicks and we're not going to stop until we find this girl.
I'm putting out an APB on Lyndsey and I'm kicking our intern off theCHIVE submit email. This is personal. If anybody knows the whereabouts of Lyndsey or her breasts, contact me right here right now with pics, her last name, her favorite Backstreet Boy, I don't care. I'll update the post accordingly as the info comes in. Do it for your country!