It's has come to the attention of TheChive that a healthy percentage of your employees at Aetna are frittering their time away at your pathetic company, rather than being awesome Chivers. Im submitting a petition to liberate your employees from all Aetna offices nationwide. You brought this on yourself.
Regards,
TheChive
P.S. Your employees like us better than you, despite you giving them money. Think about that for a minute.
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Dear Aetna Insurance,
It's has come to the attention of TheChive that a healthy percentage of your employees at Aetna are frittering their time away at your pathetic company, rather than being awesome Chivers. Im submitting a petition to liberate your employees from all Aetna offices nationwide. You brought this on yourself.
Regards,
TheChive
P.S. Your employees like us better than you, despite you giving them money. Think about that for a minute.
Chive = W I N N I N G ! ! ! !